Scraplootas

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Page for the ork Klan Scraplootas

get to uploading you Grots

tl;dr: Tau girl, wat do turns into Tau girl is adopted by orks, wat hapen? After a few rolls in this thread, we made a custom clan for them, the Scraplootas, who consist primarily of a handful of kommandos, a buncha grots, and one looted Chaos Titan. Shenanigans ensue.

tldr

tau raised by orks, thinks she's a grot

titan called boris

orks gonna ork


Named characters:

War Boss: Warboss Urtylug "Titanloota" Dursnik

Big Mek (and Blue's mentor): Big Mek Tinka Zizzbitz

Titan pilot who believes he's actually the Titan: Boris

And then, there's Blue (Da Blue Grot), obviously, and Mr Squig, her little drone.

Also, I like to think they refer to the Titan as Boris at this stage.

WHAT KIND OF CLAN ARE WE?

>Freelooterz

COLOR

>Yellow

Our LEGENDARIEZT BOY

>Warboss

GORK or MORK?

>Gork

WUT E DID WUZ

>Krumped loads o' spikey pointy 'eads (Dark Eldar)

HOW MANY BOYZ WE GOT LEFT?

>Not much

We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans?

>Grots

See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?!

>Da pointy-hed pansyboyz

See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em.

>Da pointy-hed, pointy-arms, pointy-errythin' emoboyz

Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? WELL? WOT IZ IT DEN?!

>One o' dem spiky 'umie Titans

WE AVENGED OUR BOYZ WHO GOT KRUMPED BY DAT SPIKY 'UMIE TITAN!

Wot did we do wit it?

>We made it orkier!


Also, I like to think they refer to the Titan as Boris at this stage.

>SEND FORTH YOUR ANGELS OF DEATH, GOD-EMPEROR, FOR I AM AN ENJUN OF DESTRUCTION! ALL SHALL BE CRUSHED BENEATH MY BOOT, ALL SHALL BE TURNED TO ASH BY MY DAKKA, I AM UNSTOPPABLE, I AM - no, get away from dat you lousy git! Dis is my speaky stick, not yers! Get back ta werk afore I krump ya hard ya worthless grot! - AS I WAS SAYIN, I AM BORIS DA TITAN! WAAAAAAGH

>Dere are three gods in dis world you'z gotta worry about: Gork, Mork, and ME! BORIS DA TITAN! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!