Slaanesh

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Chaos God of perversion, rape and excess. Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to daemonettes of Slaanesh.

Slaanesh was born at the fall of the Eldar, where all their raeping of everyone and everything eventually tore the fabric reality and gave birth to Slaanesh along with the Eye of Terror. Slaanesh owns every last Eldar soul in the galaxy and in the event an Eldar should die without a spirit stone, he becomes Slaanesh;s new sex toy for about...2-3 seconds. Khorne hates Slaanesh because he's a prissy faggot but Slaanesh only gives a thought about hating Khorne after he's done playing with himself which is about 1 nano-second every millenia.

PLEASE NOTE: Many horny juveniles who have just found Warhammer seem to be obsessed with Slaanesh being a God(dess) of sexual pleasure. THIS IS NOT THE CASE. Slaanesh does not confine him/her/it self simply to carnal pleasure. Slaanesh takes pleasure in artistic pursuits as well, such as art and opera, and even combat, and sounds and color. So, in conclusion, Slaanesh is not a sex god, he is the God of PLEASURE. Anything can fall under pleasure. Even carnal sins. Come to that, it's been argued that Slaanesh is the god of sensation, feeling, doing things. Slaaneshi cultists will burn themselves alive if it means they get to feel something new. So, expanding on the previous statement, anything can fall under pleasure, even massive self-mutilation.

SLAANESH AND HIS WORSHIPPERS WILL BE YIFFED IN HELL!!!! Awright, which one of you guys let the Commissar in here?

It is a well known fact that the Emperors Nero and Caligula were worshipers of Slaanesh. Wrong, they were Avatars of Slaanesh, when Slaanesh decided he wanted to troll Rome. Also, during a bet against Khorne, Slaanesh placed his money and power on Rome, where Khorne placed it on the Barbarians. Guess who won.

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ALSO: DAEMONETTES ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE. DIDN'T EXPECT THAT, DID YOU?!

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  • Slaanesh followers.
    Slaanesh followers.
  • That's a real commissar, just look at the hat.
    That's a real commissar, just look at the hat.
  • You Don't Want To Be Taken Alive By Slaaneshi Cultists: They love to breed their "pets," whether their "pets" want to or not.
    You Don't Want To Be Taken Alive By Slaaneshi Cultists: They love to breed their "pets," whether their "pets" want to or not.
  • DDaemonette
    DDaemonette

  • Cultist tattoo
    Cultist tattoo
  • It's not furry, you can totally fap to it.
    It's not furry, you can totally fap to it.
  • Why it's good to be Slaanesh follower.
    Why it's good to be Slaanesh follower.
  • Slaanesh can be festive as well.
    Slaanesh can be festive as well.
  • It is possible that some pokémon are susceptible to Chaotic influence.
    It is possible that some pokémon are susceptible to Chaotic influence.
  • Oh god. ;_;
    Oh god. ;_;
  • There is no excuse or explanation for this.
    There is no excuse or explanation for this.
  • This image can be used to improve a bad thread.
    This image can be used to improve a bad thread.
  • Simply Irresistible
    Simply Irresistible
  • DICKS EVERYWHERE
    DICKS EVERYWHERE
  • Cultist gone Slaanesh.
    Cultist gone Slaanesh.
  • one drawfag's interpretation
    one drawfag's interpretation
  • Love can bloom in the galaxy of Transylvania
    Love can bloom in the galaxy of Transylvania
  • What a Slaaneshi raptor would look like by non-GW canon.
    What a Slaaneshi raptor would look like by non-GW canon.
  • Who else did you think furries worshipped?
    Who else did you think furries worshipped?
  • LAWL
    LAWL
  • Slaanesh Chaos Marines come with a little "extra"...
    Slaanesh Chaos Marines come with a little "extra"...
  • ... which may not be so "little".
    ... which may not be so "little".
  • she "rides" it... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
    she "rides" it... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

 
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
And sensual daydreams to treasure forever
Can't you just see it. Whoa ho ho!
Don't dream it, be it...
Don't dream it, be it...
The Chaos Gods of Warhammer 40,000 and Warhammer Fantasy
Four Main Chaos Gods: Khorne - Nurgle - Slaanesh - Tzeentch
Other Gods of Chaos: Archaon - Hashut - Horned Rat - Nuffle
Malal - Morghur - Necoho - Zuvassin
Chaos Gods of Law: Alluminas - Arianka - Solkan the Avenger

See Also

  • The Emperor's Children legion - The largest contingent of sick fucks on this side of the warp.
  • Fulgrim - Primarch of the largest contingent of sick fucks on this side of the warp.
  • Fabulous Bile - What you get by combining a self-obsessed homosexual and Dr.Frankenstein.
  • Doomrider - He does COCAINE!
  • Daemonette - Daemons of Slaanesh. Viewing said content is heretical, expect the inquisitorial storm troopers to barge-in in 20 seconds or less after clicking the link.
  • Loli D - The loli variant of the Slaaneshi Daemonette. Viewing said content is extra heretical. E-Commissars can blam you from your monitor.
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