Sly Marbo

Sly Marbo (A.K.A A Rip-Off of Rambo,The One-Man Army,Chuck Norris Incarnated) is a renowned Catachan Jungle warrior.He is so famous,so awesome,so fearsome and ridiculously powerful that everybody (And i mean everybody like:The Chaos Gods,The Emperor,the Primarchs,EVERYBODY in all of the Warhammer 40k universe) would cease to exist the moment they face him.

Sly Marbo Facts

(Note:Try to place as many facts as you can)

• Marbo once farted and chuck Norris was almost killed in the explosion.
• Marbo does not sleep, he waits.
• Sly Marbo is the reason the last c'tan is hiding.
• Sly Marbo scares the living shit out of all the Iquisitorial Ordo's put together.
• Sly Marbo gives out a special rule... Feel MORE Pain.
• Abbadon stole the planet killer off the shelf in his local supermarket. When he got home and opened the box he found Marbo sitting inside.
• They developed a new branch of the Inquisition specifically for Marbo - Ordo Marbo-icus.
• Sly Marbo killed Batman's parents.
• Lightsabres are powered by Marbo's toe nail clippings.
• Sly Marbo once fought Nurgle and changed him into a flower.
• When Sly Marbo falls in water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Sly Marbo.
• The Milkshake doesn't bring Sly Marbo to the yard.
• Sly Marbo knows where in the galaxy Leman Russ is, but he won't tell because he doesn't want anyone to find the body.
• The Emperor isn't on the Golden Throne, he just left a dummy there to fool Marbo.
• The Grim Reaper doesn't come for Sly Marbo, Sly Marbo comes for the Grim Reaper.