Squat Crusade: The Musical
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The long-awaited sequel to the incredibly successful Deffwotch.
In Squat Crusade: The Musical, the players are some of the last Squats in the galaxy, having narrowly escaped the destruction of the Homeworlds. Their objective is to rebuild their race (because 6e says it's okay), but they must deal with a hostile galaxy, enemies who would see them burn, and their own ineptitude.

Episodes
- First thread - Vae Vectis
- Second thread - A Fistful of Dollars
- Third thread - Cities of Gold
- Fourth thread - That Which Seeks The Sun
- Fifth thread - Snow Moose Samba
- Sixth thread - Megaton
- Seventh thread - Galactus Must Feed
- Eighth thread - Foresight...
- Ninth thread - Kamikaze
- Tenth thread - Ignition
- Eleventh thread - PhoeniX Bolt
- Twelfth thread - Fly in the Freedom
- Thirteenth thread - Follow
- Fourteenth thread - Always a Bigger Fish
- Fifteenth thread - Sigma Harmonics
- Sixteenth thread - Turnabout Heresy
- Seventeenth thread - Sunfury
- Eighteenth thread - Dark Empire
- Nineteenth thread - Angel Voice
- Twentieth thread - Dragonrend
- Twenty-first thread - Durance
- Twenty-first thread - Imperial Truth
The Brotherhood
The stars of Squat Crusade: The Musical
Philip Ragebeard- Warlord Mortimer has always been Warlord. Claiming otherwise is doubleplusungood crimethink.
Mortimer the Lazy - Warlord
Kim Jong Il - Cardinal of the Ancestor Cult
Engineer Velm - Guild Engineer
Steelbeard Shieldhammer - Berzerker
The Fleet
The Bearded Fury - Light Cruiser
The Drinks All Around - Mass Conveyor
The Galactus - Factory Ship