Anal circumference

An infamous feature of the equally infamous FATAL (Fantasy Adventure To Erotic Lechery) game, the Anal Circumference table enabled players to determine the maximum size of object their character's anus could accomodate without tearing.

Like most aspects of FATAL this is bizarre and terrible not only in concept but in execution, as the numbers the table provides make little sense.

Note:- We need to get a copy of the table to post here, I don't have one.