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"If ya ain't makin' teef den why you'z krumpin dat git?"


The Wanderin' Wauugh, a Kroosade fer Teef

Most wauughs are simple affairs once you get past the logistics and the chaos. Orks like fighting, and they like looting, so wauughs supply those two desires. But what happens if you get a warboss of such incredible charisma that he can keep Orks on target, on time, and under budget?

You get Kaptan Blu Toof. Granted 'on target, on time, and under budget' is a rather loose affair for Orks but getting them to pull away from a fight when they aren't making a profit is an impressive feet in and of itself.

Blu Toof wanders the edge of the Imperium, preying on the Tau and fighting with the Chimera legion. Thanks to the efforts of a rogue trader he's learned the importance of picking your battles to maximize profit and his personal Space Hulk. His 'territory' for the moment consists of six or so sectors that Chaos, the Tau, and of course the Imperium are fighting for control of. Orks were a part of the conquest but after serious losses on and above Hyacinthum Hortus the local ork population dropped significantly.

While it is entirely within his means to spark a second Wauugh and possibly gain control of one or more sectors Blu Toof doesn't see the profit in it, instead he engages in Merk Werk and raids Tau supply lines for dat flash blue boy dakka! For the moment at least dem 'umies simply isn't worth da foight and dem spikey boys is too kunnin to chase down with any dependability.

So Blu Toof and his boys wander the kosmos in search of teef and a proppa fight in a neverending Wauugh for Teef, heaven help the imperium when they run out of blue gits to krump.