Apocalypse
A system for running massively huge games of Warhammer 40,000 in 28mm scale, an alternative to Epic. Changes include the lack of a Force Organization Chart and Apocalypse Datasheets to represent formations, along with specialized Apocalypse only super heavy units.
How Did This Happen?
One day a Games Workshop manager, by chance casting his eyes downward to the streets below his obsidian fortress in Lenton, saw that people still had money to buy things other than tiny plastic figures. An emergency staff meeting was called to rectify the situation.
"How did this happen?" Shrieked a board member.
"When did they slip through our fingers!" Gnashed another.
"SILENCE!" Bellowed the CEO, unfurling his leathern wings. "JUST MAKE IT BIGGER."
The designers looked at one another uncomfortably. Finally the lead designer hesitantly stepped forward and asked, "Make... what bigger sir?"
"EVERYTHING. RESIN MODELS. SIX BY EIGHT TABLE. FIVE THOUSAND POINTS STANDARD."
"But won't that be impossible to balance? The game was never meant to accommodate such large forces."
"We'll just release new books that add special rules if you own enough models!" The now ecstatic board member tittered.
"And then we'll add expensive units from the fluff that are even more overpowered!" Cackled the second.
"A Reaver Titan will cost eight hundred dollars!" Howled a third triumphantly.
"Uhh I don't think that's even remotely..." A Forge World modeler started to object before a frenzied CFO tore his throat out.
And so it was that amid much feasting and sacrifices to their dark gods Games Workshop laid the foundations for what would become Apocalypse.
How Can I Run an Apocalypse Game?
- Sell your belongings, body, and any siblings or children you may have on the street in order to acquire the Imperial Armor books and Forge World Models.
- Find a place big enough to play. Abandoned warehouses work well.
- Find some people to play with, preferably people you're OK not being friends with anymore.
- Deploy forces and experience the undiluted bullshit that is Apocalypse "balance".
- Weep.