That guy
That Guy is the /tg/ version of Scumbag Steve, but somehow he's worse. Jesus. Christ.
That Guy never brings his own food, and always steals everyone else's.
That Guy never shares his Cheetos, and he always gets orange dust all over everything. He doesn't clean his hands off before touching YOUR minis and books, either.
That Guy will always bring cheese to the table, enough to cause the other players to instantly become lactose intolerant and choke.
That Guy never bothers to learn the rules, but will happily crash play to a halt every single turn.
That Guy will try to fight against the party and consider himself clever, but will ragequit when the party kills him.
That Guy always has to play his own homebrew race and class, both of which are horribly overpowered.
That Guy inserts his creepy fetishes into everything, and is the reason men are banned from playing women in your group.
THAT FUCKING GUY.