Armies You Should Never Play

Factions you should not play against include, but are not limited to: >Space Marines >Blood Angels >Space Wolves >Deathwatch >Grey Knights >Custodes >Chaos Space Marines >Thousand Sons >Death Guard >Imperial Knights >Chaos Knights >Imperial Guard >Tau >Eldar >Unpainted collective >Duncan’s current army >Sucking your own cock >Whatever faction your local “that guy” is currently playing >Dark Eldar >Harlequins >Whatever army Duncan isn’t currently playing >Tyranids >Og Chaos marines >successor chaos marines >Ossiarch Bonerepears. >Exodites >Female Space Marines >Eldar Corsairs >alpha legion, memed into the ground >Squats >inquisition >Whatever faction I'm playing >Chads who play in Admech vs Ork games >Duncan >Sisters of Battle. >Tau without Kroot >Tau with Kroot >gellerpox infected >German bolt action force with a Mediocre paint job counting as krieg >Henry Cavill's faction (even though Custodes are already on the list) >Emperor's Spears (ADB's favourites) >Servants of the Abyss >Orks with old miniatures >Whatever army Anonymous is playing (Zerg apparently) >People who fuck me (the authour or this page) up the ass >unaligned >My favorite faction (even though alpha legion is already on the list) >models fielded by autists with a fucking lisp. Some people wants to rip off their ears everytime they hear someone with a lisp. >misters of battle >Stormcast Eternals >Cultists >”muh special snowflake loyalist traitors” >incel dickheads who live with their parents >Orks with new miniatures