WARMACHINE
WARNING
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Warmachine
A game by Privateer Press. Its main selling point is that all its models are made of pewter and players tend to go apeshit on anyone who converts them. Fans often claim that Warmachine models are cheaper than Warhammer ones, but in practice both GW and Privateer Press are ripping you off, so it doesn't really matter if they are. Players are encouraged to play the game as though they have a pair of steel plated testicles, which often results in them antagonizing other wargamers at Local Gaming Stores.
Some of their Warjack miniatures are more ridiculous looking than even GW's, and are sometimes referred to as "topplenoughts" due to their top heavy appearance and superficial resemblance to Wahammer 40k dreadnoughts. Their infantry models are commonly regarded as being better designed than GW's plastics, however.
Warmachine is based, along with Hordes, in the Iron Kingdoms, as featured in the 3e D&D Iron Kingdoms books. There are noticeable differences between the RP and wargame versions of the setting, in that one in four of the population in the Warmachine version is Eyriss, Mage Hunter, and most of the remaining humans, dwarves and else are dedicated to preventing her from shooting at warcasters.
Also commonly known as Skubmachine.
How to instantly kill all their Warjacks
Spray them with water, they're all fucking steam powered, what the fuck did you think was their weakness?
Alternatively, you can kill their Warcaster. In a game where you've gotta play like you have balls of steel, make sure you keep your leader as far from combat as possible.