Wazdakka Gutsmek

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Wazdakka Gutsmek is the Ork version of Doomrider: an unkillable, drugged-up, insane, godlike biker that really, really likes to go fast.

History

See, Gutsmek was originally just some Mekboy in an Evil Sunz klan who suddenly became interested in the Kult of Speed and thought that being faster than all get-out was zoggin' awesome. Unfortunately for him, though, those other boyz thought that he was full of grot-dung and kicked him out of the Klan. Without a proper group, he became a solo biker.

Not much has changed for him since that time, as he just kept on biking day and night, going through countless waaghs and staying awake because of strange drug cocktails made by outlawed Painboyz who forgot to pay the insurance agency enough teef. It's said that he'll never leave his bike, even if his ass is practically nonexistent, unless he actually needs to fix said bike, called The Bike of the Aporkalypse.

Among his legendary feats was single-handedly totaling an Imperial Titan, destroying it and then taking the skulls of the Princeps (which were still on fire from the wreckage, by the way) and then sticking them on top of his bike because there's no way by Gork or Mork that could ever be repeated.

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