Beakie

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Beakie attempting to kiss an Ork.

Popular name for Space Marines, derived from the helmet shapes of Mk. VI 'Corvus' powered armour, an earlier pattern of Space Marine armour. Looked like KNIGHTS IN SPAAAAACE. Now they look like Stormtroopers on steroids. The Raven Guard has more of this pattern of armor than any other chapter. Actually a result of games workshops' shitty moulding skills in the early days and later attempts to retcon old models into being acceptable,.

Excuse me, WTF are you doing?
For the EmperoAAAAGGGHHHH
It's awesome, isn't it?

[[Image:Plush Beakie.jpg|thumb|right|Aren't beakies Dawwwesome?

Look at this fucking armour. You know you want it.

A comparison

Beakies Modern marines
Dicks that work.

Badass space cops.

Gets shit done.

Not afraid to choke a bitch.

Kills xenos, mutants and heretics and dosen't afraid of anything

Betrayed the Emperor!

WE ARE THE SPEHSS MAHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRA'S FUREH!