Black Templars

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The Black Templars. These Spess Mahrehns. are as manly as the Manly Marines and as angry as the Angry Marines, infact these guys would probably be the GW Canon version of the Angry Marines. But rather than express this fury through cursing or ordering 10,000 pizza to a rival chapter's fortess: they do so by burning heretic texts(as kindling for the actual heretics), pwning mutants and skull fucking aliens. But you say, "Isn't that what every other Spess Marine chapter does?" Well you'd be right, but unlike other chapters that are lazy emos or closet furfags these marines get shit done and they do this by zerg rushing them with a hundred or more heavily power armored superhumans holding power weapons and screaming a litany of curses. They generally fly around on their battle barges exterimatusing planets the Inquisition is to lazy fuck with itself or starting crusades against xenos faggots. The Black Templars is the largest loyalist chapter with 3,000-10,000 Catholic Space Nazis in its ranks. This means that their chapter alone could wipe out the weeaboo communists if they were drawn together in one place. Of course this would twist the nipples of the Inquistion and move the setting of 40k along, so don't expect it to happen anytime soon(read: ever). Their rage does have the side effect of making then unwilling to fight beside psykers(and giving them the option to make any enemy a prefered enemy on the table top, which is fucking awesome), but screw that, they're so filled with rage that they charge forward when retreating and charge forward when they're FUCKING ANGRY. They are desended from the Imperial Fists, but obviously got Dorn's most manly spooge. They sometimes get to wear cool crusader helms, but they aren't quiet as awesome as the beakies' corvus helms.

Their accomplishments include:

Taking back a hundred planets that were stolen by the blue space socialists after the Smurfs ran home like little babies to deal with a single hive fleet(Which cost them their entire 1st company).

Launching a 10,000 year crusade as part of their deal during the second founding.

Killing an alien pysker and accidently blowing out ten billion astropaths in the process, oops.