Angry mechanicus

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Scrap code occasionally breaks, normally it will either be destroyed or sealed away but it can sometimes infect a member of the skitarii or cult mechanicus. These members will become close to what the angry marines are but always kept in secret. The angry skitarii and cult mechanicus are often sent out on nearly impossible missions to destroy as much of the enemy as possible while the adeptus mechanicus attack from behind them, killing everything that survived. It has been rumoured that the reason why most of the angry mechanicus are from mars is because of the void- *BLAM*



Rules of fielding[edit | edit source]

Angry mechanicus have the ANGRY MECHANICUS, SKITARII and CULT MECHANICUS. They also have the <scrap code> keyword which can be replaced by a forge world, each forge world gets a bonus that it will give to a unit as long as the entire unit is from that forge world because forgetting what world you're from because you're with people from another one is SOMETHING THAT ONLY FUCKING HERETEKS DO. The angry mechanicus can use any forge world trait or name from the adepeptus mechanicus codex and the stratagems but not the warlord traits.


Any model may replace one of their melee weapons or, if they don't have one, take FUCKING FEET OF TITANIUM as a melee weapon.




Name Range type S AP D Abilities Points
FUCKING FEET OF TITANIUM melee - +1 -1 D3 If any model does not successfully hit with this weapon then any movement they make in the next movement phase will be reduced by 1" 5





The instruments of hate[edit | edit source]

Angry Rangers

Rangers have become so pissed off with their guns being shit and enemies tying them up in combat that they've changed their guns to push both them and their enemies back while dealing more damage.

Name M WS BS S T W A Ld Sv Points
Angry Rangers 6" 3+ 4+ 4 3 1 2 8 4+ 8





Name M WS BS S T W A Ld Sv Points
Angry Ranger prime 6" 3+ 3+ 4 3 2 3 9 4+ 8





Name Range type S AP D Abilities Points
Galvanic rifle of fucking off 36" rapid fire 1 4 -1 1 Whenever you roll a 6 to wound with this unit it has AP -2 and will send the firing unit and unit being fired on back 1" after all shots have been resolved, if any models are within 1" of another unit because of this movement both units suffer 1 mortal wound 6






Angry Vanguard

Angry vanguard are different to angry rangers in the way that they are constantly trying to get into close combat, give everyone cancer (but not nurgle cancer) and then immediately run to a different enemy unit to give them cancer (still not nurgle cancer)

Name M WS BS S T W A Ld Sv Points
Angry Vanguard 7" 3+ 4+ 4 3 1 2 8 3+ 10




Name M WS BS S T W A Ld Sv Points
Angry Vanguard Prime 7" 3+ 3+ 4 3 2 3 9 3+ 10






Name Range type S AP D Abilities Points
Cancer rifle 36" Assault 4 3 0 1 Any rolls of 6+ will generate another hit, these hits can generate more hits 4








Air cancer: enemies have -1 toughness when they are within 2" of an angry vanguard unit

GOOD SHIT, THAT CANCER: Angry Vanguard must charge and consolidate towards an enemy unit whenever possible.

GIVE CANCER AND GO: An Angry Vanguard unit must fall back whenever possible and charge a different unit in the charging phase.