Living Midnight Bliss

"I wish to be the little girl."

– W.T. Snacks

When "The Book of Erotic Fantasy" for the d20 ruleset was released, it bridged the gap between fapping and D&D and finally gave /d/Ms the long sought-after justification to subject their players to their scripted gangrape encounters. While most of /tg/ was either busy fapping to the hilarious photoshopped nude imagery and lens flare'd magic, or was stunned after reading that a female sprite and a male giant can breed together, several threads emerged that would undoubtedly tickle Slaanesh's fancy.

Like the Ray of Mayo, the Living Midnight Bliss, or LMB for short, was the end result of one of these unremarkable neckbeard circlejerks. It gets its name from Eberron's Living Spell template which grants a pseudo-life to a spell, and from Midnight Bliss, a special move the character Dimitri uses in the fighting game Darkstalkers that turns his male victims into busty females or his female victims into an even more sexualized version of themselves.

LMB is a huge ooze comprised of three spells from "TBoEF": Disrobe, Reverse Gender and Orgasmic Vibrations. It doesn't take a tactical genius to figure out exactly what this thing does to anything it catches. While not technically a legal application of the template - as it can only be applied to a single spell at a time - the LMB is ultimately an amalgamation of fetishes given form and a surefire way to weed out and/or troll *normal* roleplayers.

Except it is a legal use of the template as it can be applied to "a group of spell effects". So yeah. I don't think I want to think about some of the other stuff that could be done with this template...