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7 February 2026
- 14:2414:24, 7 February 2026 diff hist +159 Crimson Fists i put in a quote parodying mr burns ramming the irishman with his bumper car but with a crimson fist veteran, ramming an ork mek with his landspeeder finding it hilarious current Tag: Visual edit
- 14:1314:13, 7 February 2026 diff hist +261 Bolter i put in a silly quote parodying mcbain but with bolt pistols and mcbain being an inquisitor current Tag: Visual edit
31 October 2025
- 11:0411:04, 31 October 2025 diff hist +396 Marines Malevolent →Daily Rituals: added in a bit about the marines malevolent esentially parodying the pollution ads of the 1970s but they dump their rubbish on exodite and maiden worlds, and throw beer cans at aeldari exodites current Tag: Visual edit
25 October 2025
- 13:1313:13, 25 October 2025 diff hist +609 Marines Malevolent →Daily Rituals: i added in a bit about how the marines malevolent are a chapter of kill stealers who would drop in at the last second pretend to be big heros steal the loot and do the space marine equivalent of "putting their name on the project without doing any work" and build a statue of captian vinyar Tag: Visual edit
23 October 2025
- 12:1112:11, 23 October 2025 diff hist +1,396 Marines Malevolent →Daily Rituals: added in a bit about the calls for aid being a source of comedy for the marines malevolent, dressing up as salamanders, making fun of the poor and helpless, defencless and then astropathically calling those same people who called for aid's moms a whore like a 12 year old boy. i also added in a bit about how they keep trolling the inquisition and pretending to be the celestial lions, similar colorscheme which might explain their bad luck suffice to say they find it funny Tag: Visual edit
21 October 2025
- 17:5217:52, 21 October 2025 diff hist +649 Lamenters →Daily Rituals: i put in a bit about malkaim phoros having to reluctantly, say no to an imperium begging for aid, because he doesnt have eneough men and crying about it, lighting a candle for every single world he cannot save and personally feeling terrible, esentially, a parody of the old mass effect ad with commander shepard opting to help one world over another, but with a sad tone current Tag: Visual edit
- 17:3417:34, 21 October 2025 diff hist −1 Flesh Tearers →Daily Rituals: i fixed the letter O in deployments, it used to be delpoyments now its better current Tag: Visual edit
- 17:3417:34, 21 October 2025 diff hist +1,005 Flesh Tearers →Daily Rituals: i added in a bit about the flesh tearers upon hearing the kroot taste like chicken and ride dinosaurs are nearly deploy their entire chapter to go to war with the kroot, only the find the salamanders are already engaging them. meanwhile the flesh tearers are stocking up on seasonings to eat the kroot! Tag: Visual edit
16 October 2025
- 18:0018:00, 16 October 2025 diff hist +1,983 Imperial Fists →Daily routine: added in a bit about the fists watching anything with construction but given their masochism those who feel they failed the emperor, are allowed to watch the notebook, but ONLY with the master of sanctity and chief apothocary say so, its incredibley boring and not even the fists would endure it. current Tag: Visual edit
- 17:3217:32, 16 October 2025 diff hist +3,232 Imperial Fists →Daily routine: added in a bit about the fists going out and eating breakfast but since grapefruit tasts vile its the equivalent of the pain glove, nobody likes it, they also go out 3 times a day to lay down fortifications, its fun ot them, then their chaplian waxes on about building codes and regulations for fire exits the joke is their like rogal dorn from the emperors text to speech device Tag: Visual edit
3 October 2025
- 10:1010:10, 3 October 2025 diff hist +262 Aurora Chapter →Daily Routine: i added in a bit about the aurora chapter rising and getting up to sabatons steel commanders, a song about tanks seemed very holy and almost sacred to the marines who like tanks current Tag: Visual edit
20 September 2025
- 18:4018:40, 20 September 2025 diff hist +652 Crimson Fists →Daily Rituals: i added in a bit about the crimson fists dealing with their anger managment issues by savagley beating an ork to death in a steel cage bare chested, unarmed sheer human brutality, while his brothers cheer and the unfortunate ork is beaten to death Tag: Visual edit
- 10:5910:59, 20 September 2025 diff hist +2,947 Crimson Fists →Daily Rituals: i added in a bit about them rising to metalicas hunt you down without mercy and then i added in a bit about a campaign of psychological warfare on the orks. sabotage, trolling them, telling the other bosses he called him a git, employing 5 year olds to write propaganda, also they captured and ork and played why cant we be friends for 8 hours the most un orky song ever and it made his head explode which is funny Tag: Visual edit
- 10:3310:33, 20 September 2025 diff hist +1,370 Crimson Fists →Daily Rituals: i added in 2 bits about how crimson fists will happily run over and cause vehicular mayhem to orks, in a comedic kind of fashion, think mrs puff having a nightmare about spongebob ramming over people but with orks, tianinmate square, with land raiders and then mr burns with his crippled irishman but its orks, when trying to eat snacks they keep laughing so eating food(spanish snacks) is difficult so they choke, its funny Tag: Visual edit