Editing Codex - Angry Custodes (section)

==Special Charecters==
===Commander General, The First FFFFFFFFFFF===
One of the first Custodians to take up the war cry of “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF” and the first one out of the throne room besides Temperus Maximus. Amoungst an army of “FURIOUS, RIGHTEOUS FUCKING OUTRAGAGED CUNTING BASTARDS!!!” He stands apart as a being capable of maintaining his composure and focus despite being filled with the psychic energies of the great fuckening. As such he was able to quickly establish himself as, perhaps not the leader, then at least the coordinator of the Angry Custodes, as while another custodian (or Angry Marine) would direct his men to simply “FUCKING CHARGE AT THE CUNTS AND KICK THE FIRST ONE YOU MEET IN THE FUCKING BALLS!!!”, which while undeniably am effective tactic, does result in a few injured men and women (mostly men as very few creatures have the brazen brass ovaries/balls to shoot at a sister of RAEG). FFFFFFFFFF on the other hand while order his troops along the lines of “YOU FUCKERS CHARGE THEM FROM THE FRONT WHILE YOU CUNTS CHARGE AROUND THE BACK!!! THE CUNTS WHO GO AROUND CAN THEN HOLD THE FUCKS WE’RE FIGHTINGS ARMS BEHIND THEIR BACKS SO OUR FRONT FUCKERS CAN KICK THEM IN THE FUCKING BALLS!!!”, a tactic that results in far fewer injured ANGRY bastards, and as long as FFFFFFFFFF remembers to alternate around the ones who hold the enemies arms behind their backs so that they can have a go kicking the enemy in the balls then everyone is happy/ANGRY.

Commander General, The First FFFFFFFFFFF is a single model. He is armed with the Standard of being in Charge and a Misericordia.

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| Commander General, The First FFFFFFFFFFF || 6" || 2+ || 2+ || 6 || 5 || 6 || 6 || 9 || 2+ || 200
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! Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities 
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| Misericordia || Melee || Melee || User || -2 || 1 || Each time the bearer fights, it can make 1 additional attack with
this weapon unless it is also equipped with a Storm Shield.
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| Standard of being in Charge (Shooting) || 24” || Rapid Fire 2 || 4 || -1 || 2 ||-
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| Standard of being in Charge (Melee) || Melee || Melee || +2 || -3 || D3 || - 
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Abilities:
*'''ECHO IN THE FUCKING WARP COCKSUCKER!!!'''
*'''Ka FUUUUUUU!'''
*'''COCKSHOT YOU FUCKING CUNT!'''
*'''JUST FUCKING HIT THE BASTARDS!!'''
*'''WHO'S THIS KHARN CUNT ANYWAY?!'''
*'''EMPRAH PROTECT!'''

*'''THE USUAL CHAPTER MASTER SHIT!!!''':
**ANGRY CUSTODES units within 6” May re-roll hit and wound rolls of 1.

*'''YOU FUCKS GO AROUND THE BACK!!!''':
**You may use the FROM GOLDEN GOLDEN RAGE THEY COME stratagem up to three times for a total cost of 4 cp (1 for 1 use, 3 for 2 uses and 4 for 3 uses) if this model is your warlord. In addition, you may use the FUCK IT JUST LAND US CLOSER strategem once for 1 cp instead of 2 cp.

*'''Leader of the Vortex''':
**Roll a D6 at the beginning of each turn. On a 5+ this model regains a previously lost wound, on a 6+ it instead regains D3 previously lost wounds.

===Chief Mind Fucked, Elminster the not Entirely Present===
Elminster was (and still is) the Angry Custodes equivilent of Head Librarian or Chief Mindfucker (to use the Angry Marine rank), but whereas in other chapters, such a rank would provide a certain amount of protection, in the Angry Custodes this simply makes you a larger target for violence. And it was during one of the galaxies many battles that Elminster was subjected to a spot of violence from an Angry Custodian, and said slap to the back of Elminster’s Head was enough to crack open his skull and splatter his brains across the surrounding ground and onto the faces of whatever enemy the Angry Custodes happened to be fighting at the time. However, Elminster being a very powerful psyker and his soul being bound to the Angry Custodes phychic maelstrom (that and being incredibly pissed off by having his brains smashed out by one of his own men), Elminster was able to claw/fling his soul out of the immaterium and into the body of the very same Custodian who’d just killed him.

After effectively hijacking and hot wiring his way into a new body Elminster began to unleash his remaining fury on all those nearby

The Chief Mind Fucked is a single model, and is equipped with two Castellan Axe's.
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| Chief Mind Fucked, Elminster the not Entirely Present || 6" || 2+ || 2+ || 6 || 5 || 6 || D6+2 || 9 || 4+ || 180
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Abilities:
*'''EMPRAH PROTECT!'''

*'''Mortal is a relative term''': Mind Fucked Psykers don't entirely fulfill the definition of mortal, advantages of having your souls bound to the largest source of RAEG outside the areas of the immaterium owned by khorne (BLAM!! HERESEY!!!).
**A model with this rule does not take damage from mortal wounds (except from perils in the warp and Please don't hurt me...), this includes mortal wounds from "It's for your own good/BLAM!!!".
*'''Back to the Maelstrom''': Elminster’s existence sits on a knife edge, as his soul is occasionally dragged back into the Angry Custodes psychic vortex, and one day his soul may never return from said vortex.
** At the beginning of your turn roll a D6, on a 1 Elminster’s soul is temporarily dragged back into the Angry Custodes psychic maelstrom, and is inactive until your next turn, on a 2+ he behaves normally. If you rolled a 1 then roll another D6, on a 2+ nothing happens but on a 1 Elminster’s soul is dragged deeper into the vortex, and is either slain or must be retrieved after the battle and returned to his vehicle. In this case, Elminster is slain, remove his model from the battlefield.

*'''Wielder of incredible power''': 
**This model adds 3 to its psychic tests, and adds an additional 1 to these tests if he is within 6” of s friendly ANGRY CUSTODES unit, but takes 2 mortal wounds at the beginning of each of your turns for each friendly ANGRY CUSTODES unit within 6” of this model. In addition, friendly ANGRY CUSTODES units within 3” of this model may re-roll failed invulnerability saves of 1.

*'''I'M BACK BITCHES!!!''':
**When Elminster is slain (except by Back to the Maelstrom) roll a D6 if another friendly model was slain in the same phase, on a 3+ remove Elminster's model and the friendly model but Elminster's soul then takes root in the slain friendly model. That slain friendly model is then returned to the battlefield as close to its original position as possible and loses all of its abilities, but gains all the abilities, psychic powers and keywords of Elminster. This friendly model is then under your control and behaves normally until it is also slain and this ability activates again.

===1st Company Captain Raserei, the Angry Custodes only Angry Marine Captain===
The genius who came up with the tactic of (quoting his words):
YOU FIND THE ENEMY, KICK THEM IN THE BALLS, MOVE ON TO KICK THE NEXT FUCKER IN THE BALLS, AND BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY'S BEEN KICKED IN THE BALLS! SO, BY KICKING EVERY MAN'S BALLS, YOU KICKED THE BALLS OF AN ENTIRE PLANET!
Such tactical and poetic genius does not go unnoticed by the Angry Custodes, who (after hearing of this brilliant tactic) found and kidnapped/recruited Raserei into the Angry Custodes. After a bit of confusion (and lots of fighting) Raserei agreed to join the Angry Custodes as a captain, although originally he was only offered the rank of the custodians equivalent of battle brother, but Raserei’s rank was increased in attempt to stop him from kicking the backs of every person he met, as for some reason even an Angry Custodian is incapable of halting Raserei’s brutal (and highly accurate) cock shots.

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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Points
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| Company Captain Raserei || 6" || 2+ || 3+ || 5 || 4 || 7 || 5 || 9 || 2+ || 220
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! Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities 
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| Crotch Kicker (Melee) || Melee || Melee || +3 || -2 || D3 || This weapon inflicts mortal wounds instead of normal damage.
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| Crotch Kicker (Ranged) || 24" || Assault 4 || 4 || -1 || 2 || This weapon inflicts mortal wounds instead of normal damage.
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|  || Melee || Melee || +3 || -2 || 2 || Each fight phase, you make D6 additional attacks with this weapon. This weapon deals mortal wounds instead of normal damage, and failed hit rolls of 1 with this weapon inflict 1 mortal wound to the bearer. You may not re-roll failed hit rolls for this weapon.
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Abilities:
*'''COCKSHOT FOR YOU!!!COCKSHOT FOR YOU!!! COCKSHOT FOR EVERY MOTHER FUCKER IN THIS FUCKING ROOM!!!''': AND ONCE I’M DONE WITH YOU THEN I’M KICKING THE BALLS OF EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET!!!
**At the beginning of each fight phase count the number of models in each unit within 1” of this model and divide the number by 5 (rounding up), that unit then takes that many mortal wounds.

*'''Inspirational genital kicker''': There’s just something about Raserei that makes people better better at perform “cockshots”, those who hang around him for even short periods of time will find themselves just casually swing a leg forward, and it will somehow connect with someone’s crotch, said person could be on the opposite side of the room, or even in an entirely separate room, but Raserei’s inspiration can make anything possible (as long as it’s related to kicking genitals).
**ANGRY CUSTODES models within 6” of this model inflict 2 mortal wounds instead of 1 on a hit roll of 6+. In addition ANGRY CUSTODES units within 6” of this model may re-roll failed hit rolls of 1.

===The Iron Fucking Lady===
The Iron Fucking Lady (before the great fuckening) was the head of the sisters of silence detatchment posted to the imperial palace, to defend it from psychic threats when the need arose. Despite being many hundreds of years old, she was a truly heroic and feared fighter, battling on against any odds, but paying the price of a lost limb here, a nasty gash there, a disembowellment etc. But every time she should have died, she kept fighting on, and after all her foes were slain the mechanicus would build her a new, until (as of the 42nd millennia) she is more machine than woman, hence her original nickname, the Iron Lady.

Like the rest of her order, the Iron Lady never spoke, even dispensing with the sign language used by the rest of her sisters, instead using subtle movements of her head to convey meaning and directions from behind her adamantium death mask, which is made from the melted down remains of a necron overlord she slew in single combat. Even when the great fuckening happened the Iron Lady did not utter a sound, simply striding out of the imperial palace, her mind set on showing the galaxy that you do not need to scream and swear to lay waste to the emperors foes.

Since then she has still maintained her vow of silence, annihilating her enemies without even the sound of her blade parting the air, an act which is enough to see the angry custodes’ enemies flee before her, an act she considers most annoying as it means that she most chase down those who flee.

The Iron Fucking Kady is a single model. She is armed with World Widower, a reality tearing stare and MIND FUCK grenades.
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| The Iron Fucking Lady || 7" || 2+ || 3+ || 4 || 4 || 5 || 5 || 10 || 2+ || 150
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! Melee Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities 
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| MIND FUCK Grenades || 6” || Grenade D3 || 2 || 0 || 1 || Units which are hit by this weapon suffer a -1 to their leadership characteristic and suffer a -1 to their psychic tests until your next turn (this ability does not stack with multiple copies of itself).
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| Reality Tearing Stare || 18” || Pistol 2 || 8 || -4 || D6 || This weapon may target characters, even if they’re not the closest unit.
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| World Widower || Melee || Melee || +2 || -4 || 3 || Attacks with this weapon can target any model within base contact of your choice instead of your opponent assigning damage.
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Abilities:
*'''Ain’t going nowhere''': Death once came for the Iron Lady, holding an empty hourglass and proclaiming YOUR TIME HAS COME MY DEAR, COME WITH ME SO THAT YOU MAY STAND BESIDES THE GOD EMPEROR FOR ALL ETERNITY. The Iron Lady simply stared death in his skull face with her own death mask, reached out, and flipped the hour glass over. Death took the hint.
**'''SISTERS OF RAEG''' units within 3” of this model may re-roll failed morale tests, re-roll failed hit rolls of 1 and ignore damage on a 6+ on a D6. In addition to this, this model ignores damage taken on a 4+ on a D6 and if your army is battleforged then you start the battle with an additional command point.

*'''Veil of RAEG''': Whereas enemies are both drawn to and terrified of normal Sisters of RAEG this is not the case with the Sister Superior, whos fury is so vast that it wipes her presence from the mind of all she gazes upon.
**This model may not be targeted by shooting attacks unless it is the only model which the targeting unit can shoot at.

*'''Ka FUUUUUUU!'''
*'''COCKSHOT YOU FUCKING CUNT!'''
*'''EMPRAH PROTECT!'''
*'''Don't you even FUCKING DARE!!!'''

Faction Keywords: '''Imperium''', '''Angry''', '''Codex - Angry Custodes'''

Keywords: '''Character''', '''Angry Custodes''', '''Sister superior''' , '''SISTERS OF RAEG'''