Editing Codex - Angry Custodes (section)

===Commander General, The First FFFFFFFFFFF===
One of the first Custodians to take up the war cry of “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF” and the first one out of the throne room besides Temperus Maximus. Amoungst an army of “FURIOUS, RIGHTEOUS FUCKING OUTRAGAGED CUNTING BASTARDS!!!” He stands apart as a being capable of maintaining his composure and focus despite being filled with the psychic energies of the great fuckening. As such he was able to quickly establish himself as, perhaps not the leader, then at least the coordinator of the Angry Custodes, as while another custodian (or Angry Marine) would direct his men to simply “FUCKING CHARGE AT THE CUNTS AND KICK THE FIRST ONE YOU MEET IN THE FUCKING BALLS!!!”, which while undeniably am effective tactic, does result in a few injured men and women (mostly men as very few creatures have the brazen brass ovaries/balls to shoot at a sister of RAEG). FFFFFFFFFF on the other hand while order his troops along the lines of “YOU FUCKERS CHARGE THEM FROM THE FRONT WHILE YOU CUNTS CHARGE AROUND THE BACK!!! THE CUNTS WHO GO AROUND CAN THEN HOLD THE FUCKS WE’RE FIGHTINGS ARMS BEHIND THEIR BACKS SO OUR FRONT FUCKERS CAN KICK THEM IN THE FUCKING BALLS!!!”, a tactic that results in far fewer injured ANGRY bastards, and as long as FFFFFFFFFF remembers to alternate around the ones who hold the enemies arms behind their backs so that they can have a go kicking the enemy in the balls then everyone is happy/ANGRY.

Commander General, The First FFFFFFFFFFF is a single model. He is armed with the Standard of being in Charge and a Misericordia.

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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Points
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| Commander General, The First FFFFFFFFFFF || 6" || 2+ || 2+ || 6 || 5 || 6 || 6 || 9 || 2+ || 200
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! Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities 
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| Misericordia || Melee || Melee || User || -2 || 1 || Each time the bearer fights, it can make 1 additional attack with
this weapon unless it is also equipped with a Storm Shield.
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| Standard of being in Charge (Shooting) || 24” || Rapid Fire 2 || 4 || -1 || 2 ||-
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| Standard of being in Charge (Melee) || Melee || Melee || +2 || -3 || D3 || - 
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Abilities:
*'''ECHO IN THE FUCKING WARP COCKSUCKER!!!'''
*'''Ka FUUUUUUU!'''
*'''COCKSHOT YOU FUCKING CUNT!'''
*'''JUST FUCKING HIT THE BASTARDS!!'''
*'''WHO'S THIS KHARN CUNT ANYWAY?!'''
*'''EMPRAH PROTECT!'''

*'''THE USUAL CHAPTER MASTER SHIT!!!''':
**ANGRY CUSTODES units within 6” May re-roll hit and wound rolls of 1.

*'''YOU FUCKS GO AROUND THE BACK!!!''':
**You may use the FROM GOLDEN GOLDEN RAGE THEY COME stratagem up to three times for a total cost of 4 cp (1 for 1 use, 3 for 2 uses and 4 for 3 uses) if this model is your warlord. In addition, you may use the FUCK IT JUST LAND US CLOSER strategem once for 1 cp instead of 2 cp.

*'''Leader of the Vortex''':
**Roll a D6 at the beginning of each turn. On a 5+ this model regains a previously lost wound, on a 6+ it instead regains D3 previously lost wounds.