Editing Martini (section)

===See Also===
*[[James Bond]], the only mother fucker who gets away with shaken martinis, mostly because (1) martinis were a lot harder back then; (2) <s>he orders ''vodka'' martinis, no pussy ass "gin" here</s> actually Bond's drink of choice was the "Vesper," which involved both gin and vodka, as well as Kina Lillet, a now discontinued liqueur much similar to vermouth—a vodka martini is not a martini, and to say elsewise ought to attract the attention of the [[Inquisition]]; (3) you couldn't get a decent stirred martini back when the first few James Bond films were released; and (4) taking out hitmen is James Bond's bread and butter.
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