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{{ | {{Topquote|'''I'M A SHAAAARK! I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK! SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK, I'M A SHAAAARK!'''|The [[meme]] about sharks}} | ||
I'M A SHAAAARK | '''Sharks''' (Selachimorpha) are a clade of cartilaginous fish which contains over 1,000 extant species. These range from the 20cm long Dwarf Lanternshark to the 18 meter long Whale Shark. | ||
SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK | |||
[[Image:Shark.jpg]] | Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be [[furry#scalies|scalies]]. If you think sharks with breasts are awesome, you may be charged with being a [[heresy|heretic]]. | ||
If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery. | |||
==Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons== | |||
Almost never. Instead you had the [[Bulette]], or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the [[Sahuagin]], which were basically [[awesome|anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows]] (see also below). | |||
==Sharks in Warhammer 40K== | |||
[[Saharduin]], the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago. If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a [[monstergirl|sharkgirl]] image dump. | |||
==Gallery== | |||
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Image:Shark.jpg | |||
Image:Arachnoshark.jpg | |||
File:THREEHEADEDMONSTROSITY.jpg | |||
Image:JAWSOME.jpg | |||
Image:Shark_(2).JPG | |||
Image:Shark_(3).jpg | |||
Image:Shark_(4).JPG | |||
Image:Shark_(5).JPG | |||
Image:Shark_(6).JPG | |||
Image:Shark_(7).jpg | |||
Image:SharkTale2.jpg | |||
Image:Shark_(8).jpg | |||
Image:Shark_(9).png | |||
Image:Nommy_shark.jpg | |||
Image:Sharkhead.jpg | |||
Image:Shark_(10).jpg | |||
</gallery> | |||
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Latest revision as of 12:04, 22 June 2023
"I'M A SHAAAARK! I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK! SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK, I'M A SHAAAARK!"
- – The meme about sharks
Sharks (Selachimorpha) are a clade of cartilaginous fish which contains over 1,000 extant species. These range from the 20cm long Dwarf Lanternshark to the 18 meter long Whale Shark.
Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be scalies. If you think sharks with breasts are awesome, you may be charged with being a heretic.
If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.
Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons[edit]
Almost never. Instead you had the Bulette, or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the Sahuagin, which were basically anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows (see also below).
Sharks in Warhammer 40K[edit]
Saharduin, the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago. If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a sharkgirl image dump.