Shark

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"I'M A SHAAAARK! I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK! SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK, I'M A SHAAAARK!"

– The meme about sharks

Sharks (Selachimorpha) are a clade of cartilaginous fish which contains over 1,000 extant species. These range from the 20cm long Dwarf Lanternshark to the 18 meter long Whale Shark.

Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be scalies. If you think sharks with breasts are awesome, you may be charged with being a heretic.

If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.

Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons[edit]

Almost never. Instead you had the Bulette, or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the Sahuagin, which were basically anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows (see also below).

Sharks in Warhammer 40K[edit]

Saharduin, the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago. If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a sharkgirl image dump.

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