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{{Topquote|'''I'M A SHAAAARK! I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK! SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK, I'M A SHAAAARK!'''|The [[meme]] about sharks}}
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'''Sharks''' (Selachimorpha) are a clade of cartilaginous fish which contains over 1,000 extant species. These range from the 20cm long Dwarf Lanternshark to the 18 meter long Whale Shark.
I'M A SHAAAARK
SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK


Important note: anthropomorphic sharks are [[furry|furries]]. If you think sharks with hands are jawsome, then you are a [[heretic]].
Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be [[furry#scalies|scalies]]. If you think sharks with breasts are awesome, you may be charged with being a [[heresy|heretic]].


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If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.
 
==Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons==
Almost never. Instead you had the [[Bulette]], or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the [[Sahuagin]], which were basically [[awesome|anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows]] (see also below).
 
==Sharks in Warhammer 40K==
[[Saharduin]], the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago.  If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a [[monstergirl|sharkgirl]] image dump.
 
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Latest revision as of 12:04, 22 June 2023

"I'M A SHAAAARK! I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK! SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK, I'M A SHAAAARK!"

– The meme about sharks

Sharks (Selachimorpha) are a clade of cartilaginous fish which contains over 1,000 extant species. These range from the 20cm long Dwarf Lanternshark to the 18 meter long Whale Shark.

Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be scalies. If you think sharks with breasts are awesome, you may be charged with being a heretic.

If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.

Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons[edit]

Almost never. Instead you had the Bulette, or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the Sahuagin, which were basically anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows (see also below).

Sharks in Warhammer 40K[edit]

Saharduin, the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago. If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a sharkgirl image dump.

Gallery[edit]