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Image:Sisters of anger2.png|They are angry about THEIR OWN EXISTENCE... Except, maybe, that they're actually a SoB chapter? Derp!
Image:Sisters of anger2.png|They are angry. It's their time of the month...Yikes
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Image:Nidsrape.jpg|SEE THIS? ''THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!''
Image:Nidsrape.jpg|SEE THIS? ''THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!''

Revision as of 23:35, 23 November 2009

This article contains PROMOTIONS! Don't say we didn't warn you.
Guaranteed to garner at least 100 replies.

There is no tactic more effective for enraging a die-hard SPESS MEHREENS fanboy than discussing/drawing Female Space Marines. According to Games Workshop canon, the gene-seed implants and various other procedures that are used to create a Space Marine only work properly on male subjects, rendering female Marines impossible; however, many on the internet have not allowed this to deter them. Sometimes it is pointed out that back in the Rogue Trader days, Games Workshop did briefly produce two power-armoured female models, but they were changed to "Female Adventurers in Power Armour" and were never meant to represent female Marines.

RAGE is generated by the tactic in two distinct ways; either the neckbeard(s) assume that the creator of the works in question is unaware of this particular piece of Space Marine fluff, and rage about his or her ignorance; failing that, it becomes clear that they are well aware of the fluff regarding these matters and willingly chose to disregard it, sending the poor neckbeards into fits of spastic rage that anyone would dare deliberately defile the sacrosanct canon of Games Workshop's masterpiece.

Games Workshop, on the other hand, officially don't give a damn what anyone does, as long as they keep buying overpriced models.


Summary

Female Space marines. Once had two different figurines. Then some GW head said fuck that women are -4 STR so yeah, fuck'em. Some have very detailed conversions and background fluff for their ladirines. So we all need to act our age and let the few neckbeards have their little ladirines

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