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*Never let one of the [[Thousand Sons]] near a cotten-candy machine, it isn't pretty.
*Never let one of the [[Thousand Sons]] near a cotten-candy machine, it isn't pretty.


*Unless your a worshipper of Nurgle, never try out any of their cuisines. Results aren't pretty.
*Unless your a worshipper of Nurgle, never try out "'''ANY'''" of their cuisines. Results aren't pretty and '''Very''' messy.
 
*Unless you have a strong stomach, never try out "'''ANY'''" of [[Dommrider]]'s cooking. Whatever he cooks up has impossible amounts of Cocaine.

Revision as of 07:45, 16 February 2011

July 12 of every year Chaos is undivided for an yearly cook-off.

Its a day of "games", concerts, orgies, and some damn good food.


Facts

  • The most popular "game" at the event is "Toss the Guardsman". Kharn is still by far the crowd favorite. What a great guy.
  • Tzeentch makes a mean BBQ chicken...No seriously that's the most pissed off chicken ever, you wouldn't blame him.
  • There is a popular adopt a nurgling booth set up every year.
  • There is also a just as popular "adopt" a daemonette booth.
  • Slaanesh was quite pissed that his/her/it's daemonettes lost in the beauty pagent to one of Khorne's Khornettes, the Blood God laughed his ass of with Nurgle whose's daemonette actually got second.
  • There is a raffle for an autographed picture of Doombreed.(Hint, hint GW!)
  • Never let one of the Thousand Sons near a cotten-candy machine, it isn't pretty.
  • Unless your a worshipper of Nurgle, never try out "ANY" of their cuisines. Results aren't pretty and Very messy.
  • Unless you have a strong stomach, never try out "ANY" of Dommrider's cooking. Whatever he cooks up has impossible amounts of Cocaine.