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There is no tactic more effective for [[RAGE|enraging]] a die-hard [[Space Marines|SPESS MEHREENS]] fanboy than discussing/drawing '''Female Space Marines'''. According to [[Games Workshop]] canon, the gene-seed implants and various other procedures that are used to create a Space Marine only work properly on male subjects, rendering female Marines impossible; however, many on the internet have not allowed this to deter them. | There is no tactic more effective for [[RAGE|enraging]] a die-hard [[Space Marines|SPESS MEHREENS]] fanboy than discussing/drawing '''Female Space Marines'''. According to [[Games Workshop]] [[canon]], the gene-seed implants and various other procedures that are used to create a Space Marine only work properly on male subjects, rendering female Marines impossible; however, many on the internet have not allowed this to deter them. Sometimes it is pointed out that back in the [[Rogue Trader]] days, Games Workshop did briefly produce two power-armoured female models, but they were officially titled "Female Adventurers in Power Armour" and were never meant to represent female Marines. | ||
RAGE is generated by the tactic in two distinct ways; either the neckbeard(s) assume that the creator of the works in question is unaware of this particular piece of Space Marine [[fluff]], and rage about his or her ignorance; failing that, it becomes clear that they are well aware of the fluff regarding these matters and willingly chose to disregard it, sending the poor neckbeards into fits of spastic rage that anyone would dare deliberately defile the sacrosanct canon of Games Workshop's masterpiece. | RAGE is generated by the tactic in two distinct ways; either the neckbeard(s) assume that the creator of the works in question is unaware of this particular piece of Space Marine [[fluff]], and rage about his or her ignorance; failing that, it becomes clear that they are well aware of the fluff regarding these matters and willingly chose to disregard it, sending the poor neckbeards into fits of spastic rage that anyone would dare deliberately defile the sacrosanct canon of Games Workshop's masterpiece. | ||
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There is no tactic more effective for enraging a die-hard SPESS MEHREENS fanboy than discussing/drawing Female Space Marines. According to Games Workshop canon, the gene-seed implants and various other procedures that are used to create a Space Marine only work properly on male subjects, rendering female Marines impossible; however, many on the internet have not allowed this to deter them. Sometimes it is pointed out that back in the Rogue Trader days, Games Workshop did briefly produce two power-armoured female models, but they were officially titled "Female Adventurers in Power Armour" and were never meant to represent female Marines.
RAGE is generated by the tactic in two distinct ways; either the neckbeard(s) assume that the creator of the works in question is unaware of this particular piece of Space Marine fluff, and rage about his or her ignorance; failing that, it becomes clear that they are well aware of the fluff regarding these matters and willingly chose to disregard it, sending the poor neckbeards into fits of spastic rage that anyone would dare deliberately defile the sacrosanct canon of Games Workshop's masterpiece.
Games Workshop, on the other hand, officially don't give a damn what anyone does, as long as they keep buying overpriced models.
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They are angry about THEIR OWN EXISTENCE... Except, maybe, that they're actually a SoB chapter? Derp!
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SEE THIS? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!
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Not in fact Horo.
