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A whole Menagerie of Dire Animals. Looks like bone spikes are all the rage these days.

"They're like wolves but they're dire"

– South Park , Stick of Truth

Dire Animals are a term introduced in Dungeons & Dragons 3rd Edition, but the concept is far older than that, with countless Giant Man-eating [insert animal here] monsters appearing in BX/BECMI. The basic idea is that Dire Animals represent an "uber form" of a given animal - an animal that isn't so much magical as just insanely huge and badass beyond the limits of its normal kinsfolk. Like, you remember the wave of giant killer animal movies kickstarted by Jaws? Or the "giant prehistoric animals" common of Sword & Sorcery? That's basically what Dire Animals are in a nutshell.

Plus it doesn't hurt that they give druids and rangers the ability to stay relevant at higher levels, when "command a brown bear" just doesn't cut it anymore, because you're fighting things like dragonspawn on a regular basis.

Dire animals in 3e are typically portrayed as bigger and "more primal", which usually tends to boil down "stick lots of bony spikes on it and exaggerate the fangs/claws/teeth/horns". They have sometimes been suggested as a stand-in for primeval megafauna - the beasties of the Late Pleistocene and Early Holocene epochs - which used to appear alongside dinosaurs in Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, but other books have explicitly statted various examples of such megafauna as completely separate entities from the Dire Animal template. (For some reason, an actual template was never made for Dire animals.)

For what it's worth, in the Monster Manual #1, the Dire Animal template's entire fluff boils down to this: Dire animals are larger, tougher, meaner versions of ordinary animals. Each kind tends to have a feral, prehistoric, or even demonic appearance.

The Dire Wolf, the one who started this whole mess, is actually based on a real life prehistoric wolf species, Aenocyon dirus. Real dire wolves weren't much bigger than modern day Canis lupus, but they had bigger teeth and a much stronger bite.

In the Midnight (d20) settings, Dire Animals are intelligent, with tribal cultures, and after centuries of mistrust have cut pacts and alliances with the Elves to fight the local Sauron proxy.

List of 3e Dire Animals[edit | edit source]

You can make a dire version of conceivably any animal, but these are the ones that have official stats.

Monster Manual 1[edit | edit source]

Monster Manual 2[edit | edit source]

  • Dire Toad
  • Dire Hawk
  • Dire Snake
  • Dire Horse
  • Dire Elk
  • Dire Elephant

Frostburn[edit | edit source]

  • Dire Polar Bear

Sandstorm[edit | edit source]

  • Dire Hippopootamus
  • Dire Jackal
  • Dire Puma
  • Dire Tortoise
  • Dire Vulture

Stormwrack[edit | edit source]

  • Dire Barracuda
  • Dire Eel

Fiend Folio[edit | edit source]

  • Dire Rhinoceros

Races of Stone[edit | edit source]

  • Dire Eagle

Official Art Gallery[edit | edit source]

Bears[edit | edit source]

Wolves[edit | edit source]

Bats[edit | edit source]

Boars[edit | edit source]

Tigers[edit | edit source]

Weasels[edit | edit source]

Rats[edit | edit source]

Hyenas[edit | edit source]

Apes[edit | edit source]

Wolverines[edit | edit source]

Other Mammals[edit | edit source]

Eagles[edit | edit source]

See also the Roc.

Owls[edit | edit source]

Ravens[edit | edit source]

Other Birds[edit | edit source]

Frogs[edit | edit source]

Toads[edit | edit source]

Snakes[edit | edit source]

Crocodiles[edit | edit source]

Snapping Turtles[edit | edit source]

See also the Dragon Turtle, which is usually depicted as a giant snapping turtle.

Lizards[edit | edit source]

Spiders[edit | edit source]

Scorpions[edit | edit source]

Ants[edit | edit source]

Beetles[edit | edit source]

Centipedes[edit | edit source]

Wasps/Hornets[edit | edit source]

Antlions[edit | edit source]

Flies[edit | edit source]

Dragonflies[edit | edit source]

Bees[edit | edit source]

Other Bugs[edit | edit source]

Crustaceans[edit | edit source]

Slugs[edit | edit source]

Snail[edit | edit source]

Leeches[edit | edit source]

Octopuses[edit | edit source]

Eels[edit | edit source]

Gars[edit | edit source]

Jellyfish[edit | edit source]

Ammonites[edit | edit source]

Gulper Eels[edit | edit source]

Starfish[edit | edit source]

Angler Fish[edit | edit source]

Squid[edit | edit source]

See also the Kraken.

Shark[edit | edit source]

Catfish[edit | edit source]

Other Sea Animals[edit | edit source]