Apples to Apples/Red Apples

/tg/-related red apple cards

As per the rules of Apples to Apples, these cards are all nouns that describe things that elegan/t g/entlement, fa/tg/uys and neckbeards encounter and are familiar with. Or maybe should be more familiar with than we are.

Format is simple: Bulleted list, the name of something, followed by a helpful description and maybe a joke. Link it to a wiki page if you like. Try to keep the list in alphabetical order.

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• Chess - a game of Kings.
• Dice - random number generators, and they can all roll a 1.
• The Emperor - saviour of mankind in the 41 century, if only he could stand up.
• Jack Chick Comics - teaches us that the Devil plays RPGs, but he never pays his share of the pizza.
• Soap - makes you smell better, but not by carrying it with you.