Apples to Apples/Red Apples

/tg/-related red apple cards

As per the rules of Apples to Apples, these cards are all nouns that describe things that elegan/t g/entlement, fa/tg/uys and neckbeards encounter and are familiar with. Or maybe should be more familiar with than we are.

Format is simple: Bulleted list, the name of something, followed by a helpful description and maybe a joke. Link it to a wiki page if you like. Try to keep the list in alphabetical order.

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• Angry Marines - Spaaaaaace Marines that are angry, all the time, for the Emperor. GOD-DAMNIT!
• Chess - A game of Kings.
• Creed - A normal guy with an abnormal chin, possessed of a penchant for putting impossibly large things in improbably perfect places.
• Dice - Kinda probably "random" number generators that always seem to "generate" 1s.
• Economy - A circuit of transactions which is designed to keep Poor people in their Mud Huts and Playboys in their Mansions, also, Horo.
• The Emperor - God of Mankind in the 41st Millenium. Currently taking a centuries-long shit.
• Jack Chick Comics - teaches us that the Devil plays RPGs, but he never pays his share of the pizza.
• Loli - One of the contributing factors in your future Jailtime
• Macha - Eldar Farseer who will never get some. Technically you're still a virgin because it was in the butt.
• Pauldrons - The easiest way to locate your commander is to find the guy with the biggest pauldrons. That is him.
• PROMOTIONS -
• Ruby - Bunnygirl that /tg/ collectively plays in Ruby Quest.
• Sisters of Battle - Adepta Sororitas, Nuns with Guns, Bolter Bitches.
• Soap - Makes you smell better, but not by carrying it with you. Just don't drop it in prison.
• Tarrasque - Monstrous engine of destruction the Gods forgot how to turn off.
• Gazebo - It's a GAZEBO, Eric!
• Steel Rain - A tactic from the codex astartes used by a certain bald marine of the blood ravens chapter.
• Matt Ward - The Antichrist
• Dakka - You can never have enough. NEVER!
• Green - Its best.
• Red - Makes things go faster.
• Purple - Makes things sneaky.
• Blue - Makes things more dakka/more lucky. Also the color of Tau.
• Spawn - GHAAWLPAEAWLP
• Blood - It's for the blood god.
• Dorf - Drunk midgets with beards who have lots of !!FUN!!
• Hat - Used to identify rank when pauldrons are unavailable. Also the currency in a certain war based hat simulator.
• Truly Immovable Rod - CLANG WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT