Shark

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I'M A SHAAAARK I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK I'M A SHAAAARK

Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be scalies. If you think sharks with hands are jawsome, you may be charged with being a heretic.

If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.

Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons

Almost never. Instead you had the Bulette, or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the Sahuagin, which were basically anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows (see also below).

Sharks in Warhammer 40K

Saharduin, the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago. If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a sharkgirl image dump.