Slaanesh Subjugator
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The Slaanesh Subjugator or Subjugator Titan is a Daemon Engine of Slaanesh. It is infamous for being one of the most retarded and stupidly designed Chaos vehicles which is a colossal feat on its own especially when you consider the pure stupid this thing must compete with. This is mainly due to the awkward motion of its combat claws, whose rigid articulation makes it almost impossible for it to cut something in half if it is smaller than Subjugator. You may ask what is the problem, since Chaos isn't meant to make sense. Well that may be true, the problem stems from the simple fact that thing is almost as big as a Titan. So this means that the claws are extremely limited and are only useful against other Titans, and even then there are much better CQC weapons than a fucking claw. Tl;dr the claws are fucking useless. And this is without getting into the fact on how stupid it looks, resembling more like a mutated chicken with painful non-rotating weapons that completely betray the aesthetics of fine beauty and elegance of Slaaneshi constructs.
Ranting aside, while the Subjugator may look retarded in the extreme, the Subjugator is not without its few perks. This giant walker is incredibly swift and is able to move quickly and still use its weapons on the move meaning that it is one of the few super-heavies that can fire on the move rather then needing to stop. This construct is then armed with both titan-grade sonic weapons, as well as the psychically-powered Tormentor Cannons that unleash the energy within the walker to kill the victims with unbearable agony, leaving their bodies charred by the twisted energies. The stupid looking and impractical claws are called the Hellslicer Battle Claws. Oh yeah, and it is as tough as a Dreadnought, seriously you would think that something the size of a Titan could at least not break into pieces by a Guardsmen chucking a Krak grenade on its crotch. So much for a Daemon Engine.
According to GeeDubs, the Subjugator is quote-unquote, "As hard as it is to believe, it is even more skilled in close combat". Which when taken into consideration on the sheer impracticality of this vehicle and awkward weapons placement; yet again prove more of Games Workshop's Fail.