Side Effects of Worshipping Slaanesh

Slaanesh is a bit of a messed up creature, but worshipping him/her/it causes some weird shit. Like really weird shit. He/she/it has a long history of being possibly the most disgusting, devious, and sex driven thing in existence, barring MAYBE Honsou. Because of the weird things Slaanesh is into (read: absolutely everything you could possibly think of cranked up to eleven), worshipping him/her/it causes some fucked up and strange side effects, including but not limited to:

1. Growing dicks for eyes

2. Growing eyes for your dick

3. Becoming a Low-Budget-Hentai

4. Dying to death

5. Becoming a colossal perv

6. Becoming more charismatic and popular

7. Gaining purple anime hair

8. Your tongue becoming a tentacle

9. Said tentacle growing a tongue

10.Growing a lie detecting eye on your bell end

11. Gaining the sex drive of a rabbit

12. Losing your sex drive and hating everything except the songs "Black Tears" by Heaven Shall Burn, "Die Motherfucker Die" by Suicide Commando, or literally anything by Rave the Reqviem

13. Your mouth doubling as your anus, and your anus your mouth

14. Dying to death

15. Liking Matt Ward's Codex Ultramarines

16. Becoming That Guy

17. Becoming This Guy

18. Becoming a Sexy Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch

19. Becoming an Ugly Son/Daughter/Thing of a Bitch

20. Becoming a thousand-mile high erect penis

21. Getting turned into a Painting

22. Becoming an ugly but expensive as fuck kit

23. Getting all the bitches

24. Getting no bitches