The Purge

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The Purge
File under 'Pauldrons to run away from really fast!'
Battle Cry All life is worthless!
Origin Unknown, possibly extremist Death Guard offshoot.
Warband Leader Morsaviour Ghonst
Base of Operations Unknown
Strength Unknown, implied to be pretty big for a non-major warband
Specialty Chemical / Biological Warfare
Allegiance Nurgle
Colours Black, with murky-Green helmet, pauldrons and lower legs, invariably covered in filth

"The crime isss life! The sentence iss death!"

Judge Death

"It would be an aesthetic improvement if there were fewer people."

– David Benatar

"I say let it die! Let it die, let it die, let it shrivel up and die..."

– Aloysius O'Hare, The Lorax
*Insert arbitrary holocaust joke here*

(For the record, they have nothing to do with that shitty movie series that happens to have the same name, so don't bother asking about that.)

The Purge... oh boy, where to even begin about these fellas? Well, I suppose we could start with the good news, and those are that these guys are desperate for a galaxy with justice for everyone. They became sick of all the lies, all the evil, and all the corruption in the galaxy that spawned without end. They will thus employ any means they can to turn the universe to goodness, truth, and happiness again. These guys sound perfect, so what's the problem you say? The problem? They determined that the root of all evil in the galaxy is life itself, and they must cleanse the galaxy of every mortal being so all can be reborn, phoenix-like, from the ashes...err, "sludge". Apparently this line of logic is pretty popular, since there's enough of these fellas to crew at least a handful ships and, more notably, an entire fucking space hulk.

Yeeeeah... basically, these guys hate life even more than the Oldcrons did before Matt Ward got a hold of them. Thus, doing the only thing that makes sense in this horrible universe, they have waged an endless war against humans and alien, Imperium and Chaos alike, to blight everything and make it all rot and burn away. Now normally, these just sound like some guys who've been in the Warp for too long - but on a second look, it's not the case, as they only turned rogue/were sighted in M36. Unfortunately for everyone else, The Purge also gained access, or somehow started to manufacture, some of the most powerful chemical and biological weapons ever known. And furthermore, it's quite clear they have the favor of Papa Nurgle or at least took the lion's share of Nurglite Warpsmiths and Dark Mechanicum, since many of their biological weapons are powerful on a scale that even the Death Guard doesn't really get to work with, and their chemical weapons are something beyond just about everyone in the galaxy.

While they don't seem to have access to the special ties of other Nurgle warbands, like the Apostles of Contagion group's specialty with Plague Zombies, the truth is they don't fucking need it. When we're talking chemical weaponry that can dissolve a guardsman whole, and given time has no major problems fucking up a Leman Russ or Macharius tank too, these moralfags mean business. Like I say... ridiculous. They didn't even play a particularly large part compared to their notoriety in what was a fuckhuge and exceptionally grimdark war, the Siege of Vraks. They did good work stalling the Emperor's lackeys, but that primarily was because even the psychotically loyal and stupid BRAVE men and women of Krieg can't keep fighting when they are being dissolved by rolling clouds of deathly acid, although any Commissars present probably tried to get them to try (implying Krieg guardsmen need convincing). Given that the offensives stalled out, with crazy huge casualties even by the standards of the Vraks conflict (where it was assumed that the sixth wave of twenty thousand would reach the enemy by constructing a crude armored vehicle from the remains of the first five waves), we can only assume that those commissars were unsuccessful, and/or their hats dissolved and thus robbed them of any authority. A less notable defining feature is that, unlike pretty much every other Space Marine force in the setting, the Purge routinely make planetfall with their ships rather than deploying from high orbit, bathing their hulls in the target planet's oceans before drifting high over the land in an attempt to spread their poisons as far and wide as possible in advance of their assault. In the case of their entire fucking space hulk, they basically just flew it into the target like an unusually stinky meteor and then streamed out to finish off the survivors.

Basically, the average Imperial world is an enterprising dandelion and they're an angry horticulturist with access to Agent Orange.

The main reason why the Purge are memorable beyond slaughtering Kriegian guardsmen is that the areas that they fought on are even more uninhabitable than the rest of the quagmire of corpses, promethium and undetonated shells that is Vraks. Oh and they slaughtered FOURTEEN BILLION IMPERIAL CITIZENS IN LESS THAN A MONTH in the infamous Vaxhallian Genocide!! Holy shit! That's gotta count for something, right?

That and they also ripped off Judge Death's logic, at least partially. According to The Tome of Decay, Nurgle and his followers believe that the galaxy is cyclical: It starts out pristine, becomes corrupt, which spawns Chaos. Chaos then destroys the Galaxy, allowing it to be reborn, pure and clean, until Chaos rises again to do it once more. As such, The Purge are perhaps at once the most pragmatic and fanatical of Nurgle's followers. They cut right to the chase to make the transitional period as quick as possible, and seem to be good at it. They don't fuck around with conventional warfare.

At some point, the Purge joined one of Failbaddon's Black Crusades, where they and several other groups were charged with escorting a cruiser capable of destroying the fortifications on Cadia. The Purge killed the other traitors, stole the ship, and blew up several others before flying off with it. Totally Awesome.

They also invaded Medusa alongside the Cleaved and Typhus after the formation of the Great Rift.

Most recently they participated in Abaddon's invasion of Vigilus. There they came into conflict with the local Death Guard forces when their chemical extermination campaigns started killing off all the civillians that had been infected with the Gellarpox. The ensuring battle nearly wiped out both sides, but Abaddon was still pleased as their battlefield became so inhospitable to life that it would be impossible for the Imperium to reclaim it. Which fits right into the Purge's agenda.

Geedubs can't seem to decide if the Purge is an extremist Death Guard offshoot, or a renegade Chapter or warband who just happen to worship the same god. The Black Legion novels and Forge World Siege of Vraks books go with the former, but the Dante novel and every CSM codex they've appeared in lump them in with the renegades instead. As of Vigilus Ablaze and the 2019 CSM book, the latter seems to be the case for now.

Deeds of Infamy[edit]

Not to be confused with the movie.

The Purge is a warband that gets shit done. Unlike other servants of the Ruinous Powers, who are so incompetent that they end up acting as punching bags for the Imperium of Man and ridiculing themselves in the process, the Purge is a real threat every time it shows up. As such, they have quite the list of infamous actions under their belt.

  • Antecanis Massacre: Their first recorded action in 165.M37 alongside the Black Legion and other Chaos Space Marine warbands.
  • Hell's Last Duke: The Space Hulk "Hell's Last Duke" crashed into the surface of a planet named Bereguel Tertia, causing an extinction-level event. The cowardly elites try to save themselves by hiding in underground bunkers as the massive nightmare bulk of the Space Hulk burns through the atmosphere, but the renegades of The Purge emerge from the heart of the hulk and begin to hunt them down. The Fire Lords Chapter receive a distress call and divert their Crusade to make planetfall upon Bereguel, where they lead a massed assault right into the dark chamber that the Purge used as its bridge. A close-quarters battle breaks out, and though the Fire Lords lose several of their Centurions in the process, the grisly death of the Chaos Lord Doluthec ensures the warband is left leaderless and eventually defeated... for now.
  • Siege of Vraks: The Purge answers the call of the Chaos Lord Arkos the Faithless of the Alpha Legion to support the defence of the Forces of Chaos entrenched on the Armoury World of Vraks from the assault of the Imperium of Man, where they unleashed all sorts of chemical weapons upon the Death Korps of Krieg. After the Siege of Vraks ended , The Purge fled off-world. Legend has it every Purge Marine has a Death Korps entrenching tool shoved so far up their asses the shovels can never be removed. Known to faint at excited gas-mask noises.
  • The Corruption of Bellru & Fealty II: Guided by Possessed Marines, the warband navigates through violent warp stoms in order to reach a couple of Agri-worlds they can fill with vile diseases. Despite their small numbers, The Purge spread an impressive amount of death and destruction. On each world, they send their ships plunging into the oceans and onto the land for maximum environmental pollution. The broken hulls empty out deadly spores into the atmosphere, infecting billions.
  • Vaxhallian Genocide: Their chemical warfare magnum-opus, and biggest claim to fame yet.
  • Invasion of Medusa: Typhus leads the Death Guard's 1st Plague Company in a shocking raid against the Iron Hands' homeworld, joined by The Purge and other Nurglite warbands such as The Cleaved. The Iron Hands' clans drive off their attackers, but entire regions of the planet are left as cursed quarantine zones.
The Traitor Legions and Warbands of Chaos
Chaos
Legions
:
Alpha Legion - Black Legion - Death Guard
Emperor's Children - Iron Warriors - Night Lords
Thousand Sons - Word Bearers - World Eaters
Legion
Offshoots:
Apostles of Contagion - Bloodborn - Broken Aquila
Foresworn - Mouldering Claw - Plague Fleet - Prodigal Sons
The Consortium - Warband of Subsector Aurelia
Fallen
Chapters
(Including
Judged):
Adharon's Reavers - Blood Gorgons - Company of Misery
Corpus Brethren - Crimson Slaughter - Deathmongers
Death Shadows - Invocators - Lords of Decay
Oracles of Change - Red Corsairs - Shriven
The Brazen Beasts - The Flawless Host - The Scourged
Skyrar's Dark Wolves - Steel Cobras - Voidrippers
Unknown/
Other:
Apostles of Minthras - Claws of Lorek - Disciples of Destruction
Dragon Warriors - Extinction Angels - Hakanor's Reavers - Punishers
The Cleaved - The Purge - The Pyre - Sons of Malice - Sons of Vengeance
The Reborn - Violators - Warp Ghosts - Bleak Brotherhood