Violent

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Violence RPG[edit]

Violence is an RPG based on the premise of being a serial killing-smacked-off-your-tits-shit-head-rapist. Unlike FATAL All this is done with tongue-in-cheek humor. The Maker of the game is so aware that it is an embarrassment due to its vastly immature and violent nature that he/she refuses to be named in the book itself. (We know who it is, though: Greg Costikyan, creator of TOON [!]-- you can download the game from his website.)

Gameplay[edit]

Violence basically runs like a game of DnD but without the GM saying no to everything the players do. For example there are statistics in the game for beating and robbing/raping an old lady. Naturally the old girl might defend herself with a service pistol but that part of the games whole every thing you do as a shithead with have shithead consequences. the police are a big factor and depending on your GM they could be donut-munching retards or semi-celestial superbeings of justice.


Example of play[edit]

GM: your in a large grey concreate block of flats on a dull rainy day.
Chris: i stab johnothan
john: Chris you dick wtf? why would your character stab me?
Chris: he is still tripping from last night.
GM: ok roll to attack.

30 mins later

John: Am pushing him off.
Chris: what?!
GM:What?
John: he is on the balcony i am pushin him off.
Chris: dude its like the 40th floor you assfag!
GM: Roll to grapple.
Chris: hey!
GM: Well you did stab him!
John: 20!! boyaa.
GM: Chris you feel rough hand grab you and with some force launch you off your feet into the air. You fall 45 feet into the ground and come to resemble nothing more then a butcher bin.--91.105.154.191 08:05, 4 October 2009 (UTC)