Editing Apples to Apples/Red Apples

'''/tg/-related red apple cards'''

As per the rules of [[Apples to Apples]], these cards are all <span style="color:#FF0000">nouns</span> that describe things that elegan/t g/entlement, fa/tg/uys and neckbeards encounter and are familiar with. Or maybe should be more familiar with than we are.

Format is simple: Bulleted list, the name of something, followed by a helpful description and maybe a joke.  Link it to a wiki page if you like.  Try to keep the list in alphabetical order. 

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* [[Chess]] - a game of Kings.
* [[Dice]] - random number generators, and they can all roll a 1.
* [[God-Emperor_of_Mankind|The Emperor]] - saviour of mankind in the 41 century, if only he could stand up.
* Jack Chick Comics - teaches us that the Devil plays RPGs, but he never pays his share of the pizza.
* Soap - makes you smell better, but not by carrying it with you.