Editing Chris Orksen (section)

==Episode 3==
"Oi ya git, dey's callz me Chriz Ham-Smash wid' Date-Linez NBCs and we'z doin' a story bout wut' panzy girlie doin' in meh camp"
"I...I was doing reconissance before an eldar...raid, yes thats right"
"Nice try ya gretchin' git, but we'z gotz da chat-logz frum yah puny gubbins wid ourz decoy, playz by our staff squig"

''TightMachasBum types: so how do you feel about....older women''

''HumanBoyLoli replies: de'z all rightz, why? doz you gotz any candies for meh?''

''TMB replies: Oh, I've got plenty of it back in my craftworld, I could probably bring some to your place...maybe kiss you good night <3''

"An' den you'ze go offz and sayz some despicables tings abouze "human gene juices" and playin' wid his "banana". Da humie git is only 12 'ears old but you'ze at least 3 thousands, wut in Gork n' Morkz namez you tryin' ta pull 'ere?
"Uh...uh I need to consult the legal soulstones and pursue the correct fate!"
"Eh waitz a minute, I'z wouldn't go outzidez 'f I waz youze"

''The screen then cuts down to show Farseer Macha trying to run out the front door, before a bunch a Nobs in police gear tackle her. They then search her Vyper and discover 5 terabytes of /ss/ CP, 30 condoms, lotion, 2 bottles of Eldar wine, and a recording of a human traditional singer called "Barry Man-ilow".''

''We then see Macha go through booking. While scanning with an UV light, police find traces of human sperm on the corner of her mouth and anus, indicating that she has most probably a seasoned pedophile. However, during questioning she most denies the charges, saying she was saving herself for the most pure of humans and that "oral doesn't count". ''