Editing Farsqueaker (section)

==The Pitch==
"Do you want to order pestilens' new Tilean-flavoured pizza without getting killed by Rat-hounds on the way?"
"With the FARSQUEAKER you can!*"

"Want to know who your traitorous spies are spying on without getting too close to the spies that are obviously after your tail-tail?"
"Get a FARSQUEAKER!*"

"Want to reserve a place at the beautiful ass-ass of your local Breeder without waiting in line like a slave while Blackrats laugh-laugh at you?"
"Do it with the FARSQUEAKER!*"

"Are you a rich-rich Skaven? Of course you aren't, and that's why we of the greatest clan, Clan Skryre of course, made this portent of technology refined for our customers different needs-needs. You don't have two whole ears after all, remember? You're poor! So why pay for both when we can offer at 1.5 slave tokens more-more our special 1 1/2 device for your whole and half-chewed ears? You'll be the most spiffy-spiffy Clanrat in your tunnel!"

"Remember to scratch a line on our tunnel-channel: skryrules.dig."

*Results may vary. If your remaining ear gets big and rots away while using this device, blame [[Clan Moulder]]! It's totally those guys' fault-fault!