Editing Stormrider (section)

==Overview==

This ridiculous and frankly, [[Wat|''absurd'']] piece of contraption is an ornate war chariot held aloft by anti-grav gyrostabilisers. Why in [[Leman Russ]]'s wolf tits the Vlka Fenryka thought it was a good idea to waste precious anti-grav technology on a fucking [[Derp|''overgrown chariot'']] instead of, you know, sensibly mount it on a [[Land Raider]], we have no clue. Maybe the weight would require more complicated tech to [[Repulsor Tank|pull off]] but then again, these are the same idiots who thought that the [[Stormfang]] and [[Stormwolf]] [[Fail|were even remotely aerodynamically sound.]] [[EPIC FAIL|So it honestly shouldn't be ''that'' surprising.]]

Since these [[Space Wolves|chucklefucks]] designed it as a chariot, the Stormrider obviously has no means of self-propulsion. Instead, it is perpetually pulled by a pair of [[Thunderwolf Calvary|Thunderwolves]] in its stead. Power fields and runes of enchantment are wrought within the chariot’s framework to protect both man and beast from incoming fire, to better ensure that whoever rides this thing could bonk the enemy with his sword. But then again, why not mount a ranged weapon on the platform. Or even better, why design a chariot in the first place? As you can guess Santa is very vulnerable to snipers and artillery while riding it. Good thing for him it hasn't appeared in any Black Library books yet and post [[Horus Heresy]] Space Wolves are [[Mary Sues]] on par with the Ultramarines and Grey Knights. Terminator armor also comes standards with a teleporter, so he better hope that the [[Iron Priest]]s weren't drunk that day.