Editing Codex - Angry Custodes (section)

=Psychic Powers=

==The Screams of the Mind Fucked Discipline==
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! Number
! Name
! Warp Charge Value
! Description
! Explanation
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| ''1''
| Alight it's MY FUCKING TURN!!!
| 9
| The psyker channels the power of The Great Fuckening to become an embodiment of its RAEG.
| If manifested the psyker gains the statline of WS2+ BS2+ S6 T5 W5 A5 Ld10 Sv - until the start of your next psychic phase and reqains D3 previously lost wounds. It is still a psyker and a character so may still deny powers, be targeted by psyker specific abilities etc.
|-
| ''2''
| Healing RAEG!!!
| 8
| Angry Custodes find the powers which birthed their new existence fathering soothing, in the same way that orks consider blasted wastelands home or Slaanesh considers downtown Amsterdam a relaxing vacation.
| If manifested select an “ANGRY CUSTODES” unit with 12”, that unit regains D6 previously lost wounds or you may regain a single model from that unit which was previously slain with D3 wounds.
|-
| ''3''
| THE Middle Finger
| 11/12
| The psyker manifests the holy approval of the god/man emperor of mankind, the sanctified middle finger, and shoves it up his targets arse so far that the glowing light of the fingertip glows out of the targets mouth.
| If manifested choose a target within 18”, if that target has an initial wound count of 10 or less it is immediately slain, no saves allowed. If it has a starting wound count of greater than ten then it suffers 10 mortal wounds instead. If you roll an 11 when manifesting this power then you may (you have a choice)  attempt to cast it again, if you keep rolling 11’s then you may keep attempting to cast the power.
|-
| ''4''
| Metaphorical Mind Fucking
| 7
| The psyker channels the Angry Custodes collective knowledge of swear words and insults into his targets mind. Most mortal minds are incapable of comprehending the vast scope of curses and slights the universe can offer, resulting in said mind simply collapsing in on itself and then exploding outwards in an explosion of blood, bone and one giant cry of “FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!”
| If manifested, choose a unit within 24” comprised entirely of models within a maximium wound characteristic of 1. A model of your choice from that unit is then immediately slain, and the unit it was in then suffers D3 mortal wounds.
|-
| ''5''
| I WOULDN’T FUCKING DO THAT IF I WAS YOU!!!
| 7
| The psyker whispers into his targets mind, telling them that shooting at him would be a very bad idea, at it would make the very angry, tall and golden men around him very violent indeed. This is enough to give the enemy pause, pause enough for the Angry Custodes to charge them and butcher them wholesale.
| If manifested, choose an enemy unit within 24", every time that enemy unit rolls a hit roll of 1 with a ranged weapon until your next turn and that unit suffers a mortal wound.
|-
| ''6''
| HE'S BEHIND YOU!!! (OW NO HE ISN'T!!!)
| 9/12
| One of the many pastimes the Adeptus Custodes had while guarding the Imperial Palace for the past ten thousand years (other than stripping naked etc) was watching old Terrian Holo Vids of something called "Pantomine", in particular, they enjoyed the audience participation of shouting at the performers on stage. The Angry Custodes took this one step further, by using psychic powers to appear directly behind their enemies, but instead of throwing a pie at their enemies faces they will instead savagely kick them in the balls while screaming "SURPRISE ATTACK MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
| If manifested, choose a friendly unit within 6" of the psyker, you may redeploy that unit and the psyker 9" or further away from enemy units, if you rolled a 12+ however you may redeploy these two unit 6" or further away instead.
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==Titanicus Fuckious Discipline==
Although not psykers directly, Angry Titans are usually fielded with one or more Mind Fucked Psykers inside them. This psyker/s are then abused/shouted at/shaken/generally traumatised until they perform the task the titan wants them to do, such as reattaching one of its arms which some douchebag had just chopped off. In some cases, the titanic doesn't even need the psyker on board, simply shouting at its enemies through its onboard loudspeakers can be enough to have the desired effects.

Angry Titans with a Mind Fucked Psyker onboard do not cast/deny spells in a normal manner, instead any spell they cast is automatically cast, but the titan takes 2D6 mortal wounds. In addition, any spells cast within 6" of the titan automatically fail, unless cast by an '''ANGRY CUSTODES''' unit.


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!Name
!Description
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| MOVE FAGGOTS!!!
| Pick a unit (friend or foe) within 24", and move it 6" in any direction, as long as this move doesn't put it inside another unit, terrain or off the board. This move does not count as a move, so does not affect heavy weapons, charging etc, but can move units out of combat with other units, or put them into combat with other units.
|-
| I CAST FIST!!!
| Cast on any friendly unit (including the titan, but only if it is engaged in melee) within 3". That unit immediately makes a round of melee attacks with whatever unit it is engaged with but at a -1 to hit.
|-
| THERE ARE NO BREAKS ON THE RAPE TRAIN!!!
| Cast only on a Angry titan within 12". That titan must advance in a straight line, and cannot shoot or make melee attacks until the next turn. However, ever unit the titan advances over/through suffers d6 mortals wounds. If the titans base would finish on top of a unit, move it so that it is in base contact of the titan and that unit suffers an additional D3 mortal wounds. If there is a model with the '''TITANIC''' keyword in the way then the titan collides with this model and they both suffer2 D6 mortal wounds and become engaged in melee.
|-
| GET UP YOU LAZY CUNTS!!!
| Choose an '''ANGRY CUSTODES''' '''INFANTRY''' or '''BIKER''' unit within 6" of the titan, that unit heals 3D3 previously lost wounds or D3 slain models may be returned to the unit each with D3 wounds.
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