Editing Codex - Angry Custodes (section)

==Titanicus Fuckious Discipline==
Although not psykers directly, Angry Titans are usually fielded with one or more Mind Fucked Psykers inside them. This psyker/s are then abused/shouted at/shaken/generally traumatised until they perform the task the titan wants them to do, such as reattaching one of its arms which some douchebag had just chopped off. In some cases, the titanic doesn't even need the psyker on board, simply shouting at its enemies through its onboard loudspeakers can be enough to have the desired effects.

Angry Titans with a Mind Fucked Psyker onboard do not cast/deny spells in a normal manner, instead any spell they cast is automatically cast, but the titan takes 2D6 mortal wounds. In addition, any spells cast within 6" of the titan automatically fail, unless cast by an '''ANGRY CUSTODES''' unit.


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!Name
!Description
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| MOVE FAGGOTS!!!
| Pick a unit (friend or foe) within 24", and move it 6" in any direction, as long as this move doesn't put it inside another unit, terrain or off the board. This move does not count as a move, so does not affect heavy weapons, charging etc, but can move units out of combat with other units, or put them into combat with other units.
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| I CAST FIST!!!
| Cast on any friendly unit (including the titan, but only if it is engaged in melee) within 3". That unit immediately makes a round of melee attacks with whatever unit it is engaged with but at a -1 to hit.
|-
| THERE ARE NO BREAKS ON THE RAPE TRAIN!!!
| Cast only on a Angry titan within 12". That titan must advance in a straight line, and cannot shoot or make melee attacks until the next turn. However, ever unit the titan advances over/through suffers d6 mortals wounds. If the titans base would finish on top of a unit, move it so that it is in base contact of the titan and that unit suffers an additional D3 mortal wounds. If there is a model with the '''TITANIC''' keyword in the way then the titan collides with this model and they both suffer2 D6 mortal wounds and become engaged in melee.
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| GET UP YOU LAZY CUNTS!!!
| Choose an '''ANGRY CUSTODES''' '''INFANTRY''' or '''BIKER''' unit within 6" of the titan, that unit heals 3D3 previously lost wounds or D3 slain models may be returned to the unit each with D3 wounds.
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