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==Dorb== Resembling nothing so much as a fleshy ball roughly a third of the size of a common chicken, with short, bristly, almost hair-like feathers in a dull earthy hue, beady black eyes, and a narrow, elongated beak, the Dorb is nonetheless capable of locomotion, by way of a yet-indeterminate method of levitation, although it seems incapable of lifting itself off the ground by more than half the height of a man. They are quite fond of fruit, and it's not terribly uncommon for vinyard or orchard owners to occasionally discover a small group of them feeding on one's crops. Fortunately, due to their size, it is rare for them to consume enough to be much more than a mild annoyance. It is particularly amusing to discover some that have fed upon fruit that has begun to rot, as the alcoholic content of the fermenting sugars in the fruit affect them, causing them to wobble erratically and float into various objects and each other with cries of surprise and confusion.
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