Editing Weird Wonderlings (section)

==The Moon Crickets==
A druid enchanted a forest's worth of crickets to have biting intellects and wisdom, and a pathological need to put down and tease people who walk through the forest, antagonizing them with the voices of an entire theater full of black people.

Travelers are treated to a Night at the Apollo, every time they try to go through the forest for the night. There's nothing physically threatening in the forest, just the spiteful laughter of thousands of insects and dozens of smartass anonymous crickets.

A few weak willed individuals have taken their own lives after a night of sustaining such ribbing, put down and heckling. Others just wind up shouting at the horrible beasts and not getting a wink of sleep. But you cannot successfully insult a Moon Cricket, as all wit will be wasted on them. They'll simply mock whatever you say and resume putting you down.