Editing Codex - Angry Custodes (section)

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===The Mind Fucked===
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'''Fluff:'''
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The Imperial Palace on Terra requires a lot of Psykers to function, whether it be watching and maintaining the [[Astronomicon]], transmitting messages across the imperium, or maintain the psychic defences which prevent the world around them from being assaulted by the demons who are constantly trying to gain entry and destroy the Emperor. These Psykers, having spent decades if not centuries performing their duties, had no defence on the day of the Great Fuckening, as a gigantic psychic scream filled their minds with the hate and profanity of the Angry Marines and the Custodians, pulping the consciousness of many of the men and women who were sensitive to the warp, with many more being left raving mad by the ordeal. A small handful of Psykers survived the ordeal "relatively" intact however, not by the fact that they were of stronger will and mind, but because their souls had been washed away and absorbed into the psychic torrent, saving them from being battered by the currents, but as a consequence their souls became forever bound to this psychic storm, and (by extension) the Angry Custodes that produced it.

Should a fate is considered by those afflicted with it to be a fate worse than death, as the Psykers’ existence is one of pain, suffering… and deafening profanity, and that is before you take into account that they spend their daily lives surrounded by Angry Custodians, being of such rage of righteous fury that the heat they give off can be used to cook marshmellows. And there is no way out for these Mind Fucked psykers either, as their soul bound state makes them very difficult to kill, making killing themselves as a means of escape impossible, as their soul will simply be dragged back into its original (dead) body upon death, leaving them broken, suffering, and still alive. Even worse, the psyker could be warped upon "death", turning them into a chaos spawn, but with their mind still intact, leaving them sentient, and crazed with their new form.</div>
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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Points
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| Mind Fucked Psyker || 6" || 3+ || 3+ || 3 || 3 || 5 || 3 || 8 || 3+ || 40
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This unit consists of one Mind Fucked Psyker, and is armed with a laspistol and a force stave.

'''Wargear:'''
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! Melee Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities !! Points
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| Laspistol || 12” || Pistol 1 || 3 || 0 || 1 || - || 0
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| Force stave || Melee || Melee || +2 || -1 || D3 || - || 0
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'''Abilities:'''
*EMPRAH PROTECT!!!

*'''Mortal is a Relative Term:''' Mind Fucked Psykers don't entirely fulfill the definition of mortal, advantages of having your souls bound to the largest source of RAEG outside the areas of the immaterium owned by khorne (BLAM!! HERESEY!!!).
**A model with this rule does not take damage from mortal wounds (except from perils in the warp and Please don't hurt me...), this includes mortal wounds from "It's for your own good/BLAM!!!".

*'''Wait NOOOOOOOOGLARBABLAHBALHABHHBLBL...:''' The downside of being bound to the Angry Custodes (apart from the nightmares, the beatings, the insults, the screaming...) is that when a Mind Fucked Psyker dies, their body receives the unadulterated disapproval/abuse/RAEG of psychic mass they were bound to, with messy results.
**When this model is slain/dies from perils in the warp, it deals d3 mortal wounds to all units within 12". You may then set up a '''CHAOS SPAWN''' (except that it has the '''ANGRY CUSTODES''' keyword) model in its place (this model costs points in matches play).

*'''Please don't Hurt Me...:''' A mind Fucked Psyker is only a figure head general for an Angry Custodes army, and such are looked down on and beaten by Angry Custodes and Sisters of RAEG. This abuse can also be seen as character building, as the psykers of the Angey Custodes always perform better after a smack round the back of the head.
**A model with this rule, when within 6" of an '''INFANTRY''' unit with the '''ANGRY CUSTODES''' keyword and 6 or more models must add 2 to its manifestation and deny tests. However at the start of your turn roll a D6, on a 4+ this model suffers a mortal wound.

This model is a psyker, it knows smite and one power from the Great Fuuuuuuu... discipline, and can attempt to cast one power in your psychic phase, and deny two in your enemies psychic phase.

Faction Keywords: '''Imperium''', '''Angry''', '''Codex - Angry Custodes'''

Keywords: '''INFANTRY''', '''CHARACTER''', '''PSYKER''',  '''Angry Custodes''', '''Mind Fucked'''

===Head Arse Kickers===
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A Shield-Captain ... I mean a Head Arse Kicker, is the very angry fuck who is expected to hold the bag of horny, angry, hungry bag of flaming honey badgers that is an Angry Custodes army together, a being with literally tens of thousands of years experience in fighting and leading, while also being angry enough to keep his subordinates in line and pointed in the right direction. As such, he is not only a fearsome tactician (YOU FUCKS GO AROUND THE BACK WHILE I CHARGE FROM THE FRONT WHILE YOU BASTARDS DROP OUT OF THE SKY ONTOP OF THEM!!! THE FUCKING CUNTS WON’T KNOW WHAT’S HIT THEM!!!) but also a champion in combat who out fights/cockshots normal shield captains. While even a custodian might be a little nervous under the pressure of such expectations, a head arse kicker is quite literally, too angry to give a flying bag of fucking weaboos about what anyone else might think (or shout) of him, making him an ideal leader to lead the galaxies angriest bastards.</div>
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====Head Arse Kicker====
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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Points
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| Head Arse Kicker || 6" || 2+ || 2+ || 6 || 5 || 6 || 5 || 9 || 2+ || 120
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! Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities 
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| Misericordia || Melee || Melee || User || -2 || 1 || Each time the bearer fights, it can make 1 additional attack with
this weapon unless it is also equipped with a Storm Shield.
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| Guardian Spear (Shooting) || 24” || Rapid Fire 1 || 4 || -1 || 2 ||-
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| Castellan Axe (Shooting) || 24” || Rapid Fire 1 || 4 || -1 || 2 ||-
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| Sentinel Blade (Shooting) || 12” || Pistol 2 || 4 || 0 || 1 ||-
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| Guardian Spear (Melee) || Melee || Melee || +1 || -3 || D3 || - 
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| Castellan Axe (Melee) || Melee || Melee || +3 || -3 || D3 || - 
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| Sentinel Blade (Melee) || Melee || Melee || User || -3 || D3 || - 
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Composition: This unit contains a single Head Arse Kicker armed with a guardian spear. (Power Rating 7)

'''Wargear Options:'''
*This model may replace its guardian spear with a Sentinel Blade or Castellan Axe
*This model may take a Misericordia.
*If this model is armed with a Sentinel Blade, it may take a Storm Shield

'''Abilities:'''
*'''COCKSHOT YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!'''
*'''EMPRAH PROTECT!!!'''
*'''JUST FUCKING HIT THE BASTARDS!!!'''
*'''Ka FUUUUUUU!!!'''
*'''WHO'S THIS KHARN CUNT ANYWAY?!!!'''

*'''NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!:''' YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HIT THE CUNTS LIKE THIS!!! (insert punching and screaming noises).
**You can re-roll all hit rolls of 1 made for Friendly '''Codex - Angry Custodes''' units that are within 6" of this model.

*'''Storm Shield:''' TRY AND GET ME THROUGH THIS!!!
**A model equipped with a Storm Shield has a 3+ invulnerable save.

Faction Keywords: '''Imperium''', '''Angry''', '''Codex - Angry Custodes'''

Keywords: '''Infantry''', '''Character''', '''Angry Custodes''', '''Head Arse Kicker'''


====Head Arse Kicker in Allarus Terminator Armour====

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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Points
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| Head Arse Kicker in Allarus Terminator Armour || 6" || 2+ || 2+ || 6 || 5 || 7 || 5 || 9 || 2+ || 140
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! Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities 
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| Balistus grenade laucher || 12” || Assault D3 || 4 || -3 || 1 ||-
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| Misericordia || Melee || Melee || User || -2 || 1 || Each time the bearer fights,
it can make 1 additional attack with this weapon.
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| Guardian Spear (Shooting) || 24” || Rapid Fire 1 || 4 || -1 || 2 ||-
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| Castellan Axe (Shooting) || 24” || Rapid Fire 1 || 4 || -1 || 2 ||-
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| Guardian Spear (Melee) || Melee || Melee || +1 || -3 || D3 || - 
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| Castellan Axe (Melee) || Melee || Melee || +3 || -3 || D3 || - 
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Composition: This unit contains a single Head Arse Kicker in Allarus Terminator Armour armed with a guardian spear and Balistus grenade laucher. (Power Rating 8)

Wargear Options:
*This model may replace its guardian spear with a Castellan Axe
*This model may take a Misericordia.

'''Abilities:'''
*'''COCKSHOT YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!'''
*'''EMPRAH PROTECT!!!'''
*'''JUST FUCKING HIT THE BASTARDS!!!'''
*'''Ka FUUUUUUU!!!'''
*'''WHO'S THIS KHARN CUNT ANYWAY?!!!'''

*'''NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!:''' YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HIT THE CUNTS LIKE THIS!!! (insert punching and screaming noises).
**You can re-roll all hit rolls of 1 made for Friendly '''Codex - Angry Custodes''' units that are within 6" of this model.

*'''From the Golden Light of HIS Middle Finger:'''
**During deployment, you can set up this model in a Godstrike-pattern teleportarium array instead of placing it on the battlefield. At the end of any of your Movement Phases this model can teleport into battle - set it up anywhere on the battlefield that is more than 9" away from any enemy models.

Faction Keywords: '''Imperium''', '''Angry''', '''Codex - Angry Custodes'''

Keywords: '''Infantry''', '''Character''', '''Angry Custodes''', '''Head Arse Kicker''', '''Terminator'''

====Head Arse Kicker on Dawneagle JetBike====

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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Points
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| Head Arse Kicker on Dawneagle JetBike || 14" || 2+ || 2+ || 6 || 6 || 7 || 5 || 9 || 2+ || 160
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! Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities 
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| Misericordia || Melee || Melee || User || -2 || 1 || Each time the bearer fights,
it can make 1 additional attack with this weapon.
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| Hurricane Bolter || 24” || Rapid Fire 6 || 4 || 0 || 1 || - 
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| Interceptor Lance || Melee || Melee || +1 || -3 || D3 || You can re-roll failed wound rolls for this weapon
on a turn in which it’s bearer made a successful charge. 
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| Salvo Launcher ||-||-||-||-||-|| When shooting with this weapon,
choose one of the following profiles below. 
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| -Melta Missile || 24” || Heavy 1 || 8 || -4 || D6 || You can re-roll failed wound rolls for this weaponif the target is a VEHICLE.
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| -Flakkburst missile || 24” || Heavy D3 || 7 || -1 || D3 || Add 1 to all hit rolls made for this weapon against targets that can FLY.
Subtract 1 from hit rolls made for this weapon against all other targets.
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Composition: This unit contains a single Head Arse Kicker on Dawneagle JetBike armed with a Interceptor Lance. His JetBike is equipped with a Hurricane Bolter. (Power Rating 9)

Wargear Options:
*This model may replace its Hurricane Bolter with a Salvo Launcher.
*This model may take a Misericordia.

Abilities:
*Ka FUUUUUUU!
*EMPRAH PROTECT!
*COCKSHOT YOU FUCKING CUNT!
*JUST FUCKING HIT THE BASTARDS!
*WHO'S THIS KHARN CUNT ANYWAY?!
*NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HIT THE CUNTS LIKE THIS!!! (insert punching and screaming noises).
**You can re-roll all hit rolls of 1 made for Friendly '''Codex - Angry Custodes''' units that are within 6" of this model.

*MAXIMIUM POWER!!!: When this model Advances, add 6" to its Move characteristic for that Movement Phase instead of rolling a dice.

Faction Keywords: '''Imperium''', '''Angry''', '''Codex - Angry Custodes'''

Keywords: '''Biker''', '''Fly''', '''Character''', '''Angry Custodes''', '''Head Arse Kicker'''

===Sister superior (AND YOU'D BETTER REMEMBER THAT BITCHES!!!)===
A sister superior is a single model. She is armed with an executioners greatblade, a storm bolter and MIND FUCK grenades.
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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Points (including wargear)
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| Sister superior (AND YOU'D BETTER REMEMBER THAT BITCHES!!!) || 7" || 2+ || 3+ || 4 || 3 || 3 || 4 || 10 || 3+ || 60
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! Melee Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities
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| MIND FUCK Grenades || 6” || Grenade D3 || 2 || 0 || 1 || Units which are hit by this weapon suffer a -1 to their leadership characteristic and suffer a -1 to their psychic tests until your next turn (this ability does not stack with multiple copies of itself).
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| Storm Bolter || 24” || Rapid fire 2 || 4 || 0 || 1 || -
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| Executioners Greatblade || Melee || Melee || +1 || -3 || D3 || Attacks with this weapon can target any model within base contact of your choice instead of your opponent assigning damage.
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'''Abilities:'''
*'''COCKSHOT YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!'''
*'''Don't you even FUCKING DARE!!!'''
*'''EMPRAH PROTECT!!!'''
*'''Ka FUUUUUUU!!!'''

*'''YOU BITCHES CAN DIE WHEN I SAY YOU CAN!!!:''' Warriors as viscous as Sisters of RAEG need someone to ensure that they stay in line, not that such warriors would ever flee, she's more there to ensure that they butt fuck the correct target.
**'''SISTERS OF RAEG''' units within 3” of this model may re-roll failed morale tests and ignore damage on a 6+ on a D6.

*'''Veil of RAEG''': Whereas enemies are both drawn to and terrified of normal Sisters of RAEG this is not the case with the Sister Superior, whos fury is so vast that it wipes her presence from the mind of all she gazes upon.
**This model may not be targeted by shooting attacks unless it is the only model which the targeting unit can shoot at.

Faction Keywords: '''Imperium''', '''Angry''', '''Codex - Angry Custodes'''

Keywords: '''Character''', '''Angry Custodes''', '''Sister superior''' , '''SISTERS OF RAEG'''