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===The Mind Fucked=== <div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:800px"> '''Fluff:''' <div class="mw-collapsible-content"> The Imperial Palace on Terra requires a lot of Psykers to function, whether it be watching and maintaining the [[Astronomicon]], transmitting messages across the imperium, or maintain the psychic defences which prevent the world around them from being assaulted by the demons who are constantly trying to gain entry and destroy the Emperor. These Psykers, having spent decades if not centuries performing their duties, had no defence on the day of the Great Fuckening, as a gigantic psychic scream filled their minds with the hate and profanity of the Angry Marines and the Custodians, pulping the consciousness of many of the men and women who were sensitive to the warp, with many more being left raving mad by the ordeal. A small handful of Psykers survived the ordeal "relatively" intact however, not by the fact that they were of stronger will and mind, but because their souls had been washed away and absorbed into the psychic torrent, saving them from being battered by the currents, but as a consequence their souls became forever bound to this psychic storm, and (by extension) the Angry Custodes that produced it. Should a fate is considered by those afflicted with it to be a fate worse than death, as the Psykers’ existence is one of pain, suffering… and deafening profanity, and that is before you take into account that they spend their daily lives surrounded by Angry Custodians, being of such rage of righteous fury that the heat they give off can be used to cook marshmellows. And there is no way out for these Mind Fucked psykers either, as their soul bound state makes them very difficult to kill, making killing themselves as a means of escape impossible, as their soul will simply be dragged back into its original (dead) body upon death, leaving them broken, suffering, and still alive. Even worse, the psyker could be warped upon "death", turning them into a chaos spawn, but with their mind still intact, leaving them sentient, and crazed with their new form.</div> </div> {| class=wikitable cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 align=left |- valign=top ! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Points |- | Mind Fucked Psyker || 6" || 3+ || 3+ || 3 || 3 || 5 || 3 || 8 || 3+ || 40 |} <br style="clear: both; height: 0px;" /><br> This unit consists of one Mind Fucked Psyker, and is armed with a laspistol and a force stave. '''Wargear:''' <br style="clear: both; height: 0px;" /><br> {| class=wikitable cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 align=Left |- valign=top ! Melee Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities !! Points Per Weapon |- | Laspistol || 12” || Pistol 1 || 3 || 0 || 1 || - || 0 |- | Force stave || Melee || Melee || +2 || -1 || D3 || - || 0 |} <br style="clear: both; height: 0px;" /><br> '''Abilities:''' *EMPRAH PROTECT!!! *'''Mortal is a Relative Term:''' Mind Fucked Psykers don't entirely fulfill the definition of mortal, advantages of having your souls bound to the largest source of RAEG outside the areas of the immaterium owned by khorne (BLAM!! HERESEY!!!). **A model with this rule does not take damage from mortal wounds (except from perils in the warp and Please don't hurt me...), this includes mortal wounds from "It's for your own good/BLAM!!!". *'''Wait NOOOOOOOOGLARBABLAHBALHABHHBLBL...:''' The downside of being bound to the Angry Custodes (apart from the nightmares, the beatings, the insults, the screaming...) is that when a Mind Fucked Psyker dies, their body receives the unadulterated disapproval/abuse/RAEG of psychic mass they were bound to, with messy results. **When this model is slain/dies from perils in the warp, it deals d3 mortal wounds to all units within 12". You may then set up a '''CHAOS SPAWN''' (except that it has the '''ANGRY CUSTODES''' keyword) model in its place (this model costs points in matches play). *'''Please don't Hurt Me...:''' A mind Fucked Psyker is only a figure head general for an Angry Custodes army, and such are looked down on and beaten by Angry Custodes and Sisters of RAEG. This abuse can also be seen as character building, as the psykers of the Angey Custodes always perform better after a smack round the back of the head. **A model with this rule, when within 6" of an '''INFANTRY''' unit with the '''ANGRY CUSTODES''' keyword and 6 or more models must add 2 to its manifestation and deny tests. However at the start of your turn roll a D6, on a 4+ this model suffers a mortal wound. This model is a psyker, it knows smite and one power from the Great Fuuuuuuu... discipline, and can attempt to cast one power in your psychic phase, and deny two in your enemies psychic phase. Faction Keywords: '''Imperium''', '''Angry''', '''Codex - Angry Custodes''' Keywords: '''INFANTRY''', '''CHARACTER''', '''PSYKER''', '''Angry Custodes''', '''Mind Fucked'''
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