Editing Codex - Angry Custodes (section)

===Head Arse Kickers===
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'''Fluff:'''
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A Shield-Captain ... I mean a Head Arse Kicker, is the very angry fuck who is expected to hold the bag of horny, angry, hungry bag of flaming honey badgers that is an Angry Custodes army together, a being with literally tens of thousands of years experience in fighting and leading, while also being angry enough to keep his subordinates in line and pointed in the right direction. As such, he is not only a fearsome tactician (YOU FUCKS GO AROUND THE BACK WHILE I CHARGE FROM THE FRONT WHILE YOU BASTARDS DROP OUT OF THE SKY ONTOP OF THEM!!! THE FUCKING CUNTS WON’T KNOW WHAT’S HIT THEM!!!) but also a champion in combat who out fights/cockshots normal shield captains. While even a custodian might be a little nervous under the pressure of such expectations, a head arse kicker is quite literally, too angry to give a flying bag of fucking weaboos about what anyone else might think (or shout) of him, making him an ideal leader to lead the galaxies angriest bastards.</div>
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====Head Arse Kicker====
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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Points
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| Head Arse Kicker || 6" || 2+ || 2+ || 6 || 5 || 6 || 5 || 9 || 2+ || 120
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! Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities 
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| Misericordia || Melee || Melee || User || -2 || 1 || Each time the bearer fights, it can make 1 additional attack with
this weapon unless it is also equipped with a Storm Shield.
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| Guardian Spear (Shooting) || 24” || Rapid Fire 1 || 4 || -1 || 2 ||-
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| Castellan Axe (Shooting) || 24” || Rapid Fire 1 || 4 || -1 || 2 ||-
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| Sentinel Blade (Shooting) || 12” || Pistol 2 || 4 || 0 || 1 ||-
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| Guardian Spear (Melee) || Melee || Melee || +1 || -3 || D3 || - 
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| Castellan Axe (Melee) || Melee || Melee || +3 || -3 || D3 || - 
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| Sentinel Blade (Melee) || Melee || Melee || User || -3 || D3 || - 
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Composition: This unit contains a single Head Arse Kicker armed with a guardian spear. (Power Rating 7)

'''Wargear Options:'''
*This model may replace its guardian spear with a Sentinel Blade or Castellan Axe
*This model may take a Misericordia.
*If this model is armed with a Sentinel Blade, it may take a Storm Shield

'''Abilities:'''
*'''COCKSHOT YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!'''
*'''EMPRAH PROTECT!!!'''
*'''JUST FUCKING HIT THE BASTARDS!!!'''
*'''Ka FUUUUUUU!!!'''
*'''WHO'S THIS KHARN CUNT ANYWAY?!!!'''

*'''NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!:''' YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HIT THE CUNTS LIKE THIS!!! (insert punching and screaming noises).
**You can re-roll all hit rolls of 1 made for Friendly '''Codex - Angry Custodes''' units that are within 6" of this model.

*'''Storm Shield:''' TRY AND GET ME THROUGH THIS!!!
**A model equipped with a Storm Shield has a 3+ invulnerable save.

Faction Keywords: '''Imperium''', '''Angry''', '''Codex - Angry Custodes'''

Keywords: '''Infantry''', '''Character''', '''Angry Custodes''', '''Head Arse Kicker'''


====Head Arse Kicker in Allarus Terminator Armour====

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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Points
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| Head Arse Kicker in Allarus Terminator Armour || 6" || 2+ || 2+ || 6 || 5 || 7 || 5 || 9 || 2+ || 140
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! Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities 
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| Balistus grenade laucher || 12” || Assault D3 || 4 || -3 || 1 ||-
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| Misericordia || Melee || Melee || User || -2 || 1 || Each time the bearer fights,
it can make 1 additional attack with this weapon.
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| Guardian Spear (Shooting) || 24” || Rapid Fire 1 || 4 || -1 || 2 ||-
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| Castellan Axe (Shooting) || 24” || Rapid Fire 1 || 4 || -1 || 2 ||-
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| Guardian Spear (Melee) || Melee || Melee || +1 || -3 || D3 || - 
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| Castellan Axe (Melee) || Melee || Melee || +3 || -3 || D3 || - 
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Composition: This unit contains a single Head Arse Kicker in Allarus Terminator Armour armed with a guardian spear and Balistus grenade laucher. (Power Rating 8)

Wargear Options:
*This model may replace its guardian spear with a Castellan Axe
*This model may take a Misericordia.

'''Abilities:'''
*'''COCKSHOT YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!'''
*'''EMPRAH PROTECT!!!'''
*'''JUST FUCKING HIT THE BASTARDS!!!'''
*'''Ka FUUUUUUU!!!'''
*'''WHO'S THIS KHARN CUNT ANYWAY?!!!'''

*'''NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!:''' YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HIT THE CUNTS LIKE THIS!!! (insert punching and screaming noises).
**You can re-roll all hit rolls of 1 made for Friendly '''Codex - Angry Custodes''' units that are within 6" of this model.

*'''From the Golden Light of HIS Middle Finger:'''
**During deployment, you can set up this model in a Godstrike-pattern teleportarium array instead of placing it on the battlefield. At the end of any of your Movement Phases this model can teleport into battle - set it up anywhere on the battlefield that is more than 9" away from any enemy models.

Faction Keywords: '''Imperium''', '''Angry''', '''Codex - Angry Custodes'''

Keywords: '''Infantry''', '''Character''', '''Angry Custodes''', '''Head Arse Kicker''', '''Terminator'''

====Head Arse Kicker on Dawneagle JetBike====

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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Points
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| Head Arse Kicker on Dawneagle JetBike || 14" || 2+ || 2+ || 6 || 6 || 7 || 5 || 9 || 2+ || 160
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! Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities 
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| Misericordia || Melee || Melee || User || -2 || 1 || Each time the bearer fights,
it can make 1 additional attack with this weapon.
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| Hurricane Bolter || 24” || Rapid Fire 6 || 4 || 0 || 1 || - 
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| Interceptor Lance || Melee || Melee || +1 || -3 || D3 || You can re-roll failed wound rolls for this weapon
on a turn in which it’s bearer made a successful charge. 
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| Salvo Launcher ||-||-||-||-||-|| When shooting with this weapon,
choose one of the following profiles below. 
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| -Melta Missile || 24” || Heavy 1 || 8 || -4 || D6 || You can re-roll failed wound rolls for this weaponif the target is a VEHICLE.
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| -Flakkburst missile || 24” || Heavy D3 || 7 || -1 || D3 || Add 1 to all hit rolls made for this weapon against targets that can FLY.
Subtract 1 from hit rolls made for this weapon against all other targets.
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Composition: This unit contains a single Head Arse Kicker on Dawneagle JetBike armed with a Interceptor Lance. His JetBike is equipped with a Hurricane Bolter. (Power Rating 9)

Wargear Options:
*This model may replace its Hurricane Bolter with a Salvo Launcher.
*This model may take a Misericordia.

Abilities:
*Ka FUUUUUUU!
*EMPRAH PROTECT!
*COCKSHOT YOU FUCKING CUNT!
*JUST FUCKING HIT THE BASTARDS!
*WHO'S THIS KHARN CUNT ANYWAY?!
*NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HIT THE CUNTS LIKE THIS!!! (insert punching and screaming noises).
**You can re-roll all hit rolls of 1 made for Friendly '''Codex - Angry Custodes''' units that are within 6" of this model.

*MAXIMIUM POWER!!!: When this model Advances, add 6" to its Move characteristic for that Movement Phase instead of rolling a dice.

Faction Keywords: '''Imperium''', '''Angry''', '''Codex - Angry Custodes'''

Keywords: '''Biker''', '''Fly''', '''Character''', '''Angry Custodes''', '''Head Arse Kicker'''