Editing Codex - Angry Custodes (section)

===1st Company Captain Raserei, the Angry Custodes only Angry Marine Captain===
The genius who came up with the tactic of (quoting his words):
YOU FIND THE ENEMY, KICK THEM IN THE BALLS, MOVE ON TO KICK THE NEXT FUCKER IN THE BALLS, AND BY THE TIME YOU'RE DONE THE ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY'S BEEN KICKED IN THE BALLS! SO, BY KICKING EVERY MAN'S BALLS, YOU KICKED THE BALLS OF AN ENTIRE PLANET!
Such tactical and poetic genius does not go unnoticed by the Angry Custodes, who (after hearing of this brilliant tactic) found and kidnapped/recruited Raserei into the Angry Custodes. After a bit of confusion (and lots of fighting) Raserei agreed to join the Angry Custodes as a captain, although originally he was only offered the rank of the custodians equivalent of battle brother, but Raserei’s rank was increased in attempt to stop him from kicking the backs of every person he met, as for some reason even an Angry Custodian is incapable of halting Raserei’s brutal (and highly accurate) cock shots.

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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Points
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| Company Captain Raserei || 6" || 2+ || 3+ || 5 || 4 || 7 || 5 || 9 || 2+ || 220
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! Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities 
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| Crotch Kicker (Melee) || Melee || Melee || +3 || -2 || D3 || This weapon inflicts mortal wounds instead of normal damage.
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| Crotch Kicker (Ranged) || 24" || Assault 4 || 4 || -1 || 2 || This weapon inflicts mortal wounds instead of normal damage.
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|  || Melee || Melee || +3 || -2 || 2 || Each fight phase, you make D6 additional attacks with this weapon. This weapon deals mortal wounds instead of normal damage, and failed hit rolls of 1 with this weapon inflict 1 mortal wound to the bearer. You may not re-roll failed hit rolls for this weapon.
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Abilities:
*'''COCKSHOT FOR YOU!!!COCKSHOT FOR YOU!!! COCKSHOT FOR EVERY MOTHER FUCKER IN THIS FUCKING ROOM!!!''': AND ONCE I’M DONE WITH YOU THEN I’M KICKING THE BALLS OF EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET!!!
**At the beginning of each fight phase count the number of models in each unit within 1” of this model and divide the number by 5 (rounding up), that unit then takes that many mortal wounds.

*'''Inspirational genital kicker''': There’s just something about Raserei that makes people better better at perform “cockshots”, those who hang around him for even short periods of time will find themselves just casually swing a leg forward, and it will somehow connect with someone’s crotch, said person could be on the opposite side of the room, or even in an entirely separate room, but Raserei’s inspiration can make anything possible (as long as it’s related to kicking genitals).
**ANGRY CUSTODES models within 6” of this model inflict 2 mortal wounds instead of 1 on a hit roll of 6+. In addition ANGRY CUSTODES units within 6” of this model may re-roll failed hit rolls of 1.