Editing Codex - Angry Custodes (section)

===Angry Bomb===
An idea originally used by the Angry Marines, take an angry marine, get him drunk, drugged and knock him over the head (you don’t want him to wake up early), chain him to an adamantium pole with adamantium chains (and duct tape) onto the top of a Metal Box, drive it towards the enemy and then run in the opposite direction. With any luck, the Angry marine on top of the tank will awaken, then get rapidly FURIOUS, until finally they explode out of their chains with the strength of a custodian powering them through his enemy. The custodian version works in the same way, except that the bound custodian’s fury gives him the strength of a Primarch. Suffice it to say, little remains of anything once the custodian calms down.

An Angry Bomb is a single model. It is armed only with 

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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Pts
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| Angry Bomb || * || 5+ || * || 8 || 8 || 16 || * || 9 || 2+ || 420
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! Remaining W !! M !! BS !! A
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| 9-16+ || 10” || 2+ || 7
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| 5-8 || 5” || 3+ || D6+1
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| 1-4 || 3” || 4+ || 2
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Abilities:
*CUSTODES SMASH (temporary title)
**At the beginning of each of your turns roll a D6 and add the current turn number. Add an additional 1 if this model is within 12” of an enemy, add an additional 1 if it is currently in melee, and a permanent 1 for every unit it has engaged in melee during the battle. If this value is 6+ then this model instantly explodes, remove this model from the battlefield and then place an Angry Custodian model as close to its original position as possible, except that it is armed with the following profile:
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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv 
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| Apoplectic Custodian || 8” || 2+ || 2+ || 7 || 6 || 8 || 5+D3 || 10 || 2+
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This Apoplectic Custodian is armed with two Chunks of Golden Landship:
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! Melee Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities 
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| Chunk of Golden Landship || Melee || Melee || +4 || -3 || D3 || Enemy units targeted by this weapon suffer -1 to their invulnerability saves for the duration of the fight phase.
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And has the following abilities:
*Dual Melee Weapons: if a model with this ability is Equipped with two of the same Melee weapon, you can add 1 to its Attacks characteristic.
*TIS BUT A FUCKING FLESHWOUND!!!: "Your arm has fallen off!" "NO IT FUCKING HASN'T!!!"
**When this model drops to below 5 wounds it loses one of its Chunk of Golden Landraider melee weapons.
*EMPRAH PROTECT!

Faction Keywords: Imperium, Angry, (Angry Custodes)

Keywords: Infantry (Apoplectic Custodian only), Vehicle (Angry Bomb only), Apoolectic (Apoplectic Custodian only), Angry Bomb (Angry Bomb only), Angry Custodes