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==Healsluts in /tg/ Media== [[File:EliseSwimsuit.jpg|300px|thumb|right|WATCH OUT SHE'S COMING RIGHT AT YOU]] Healsluts have likely existed as long as [[Dungeons & Dragons]] has. From the "haha wouldn't it be crazy if I was a girl haha" closeted types to the general perverts, some people have always seen [[roleplaying]] as a way to express their latent desires first and a game second. Consequently, the 18 [[charisma|CHA]] "I rolled for breast size and got a natural 20" [[cleric]] or [[bard]] has and will always exist. Whether they can keep it to themselves during the game or go full [[magical realm]] is between them and [[GM|god]]. Healsluts have a smaller presence in official /tg/ media due to a combination of most game makers having a portion more dignity and self-awareness than their average player and the fact that the founding fathers of roleplaying were largely hardcore Christians. That is only the case for America though. [[Japan]] is short on fundamentalist Christianity and long on perverts, and all bets are off. If you fire a gun in a random direction in an Akihabara games shop, before you're arrested there's a good chance one of your bullets will save a half-naked tweenage healer girl from a hot-glue doomed existence. [[Cardfight!! Vanguard]] in particular has an entire Clan of nurse angels called '''Angel Feather'''. Plenty of these fly girls are so oversexed they make Douglas Schuler's [[Serra Angel]] want to put on a jacket, although calling any them a healslut is likely to end with them sticking a 20000cc syringe where the sun shouldn't shine. [[Fire Emblem]], being a Japanese RPG franchise aimed at children, naturally has a long and rich history of rape, statutory rape, incest, slavery, necrophilia, and vore. Next time you have a bad day at work imagine what your pegasus knight's day was like for some perspective. If anything, the healers of Fire Emblem get off a little easy compared to their sisters-in-arms, with the average cleric at least decked out in an ankle-length dress. However its second card game, Fire Emblem Cipher, took the opportunity to put Princess Elise over here in a swimsuit. Because why respect historical authenticity when you can coom instead? And, of course, literally every single card in [[Wixoss]] is an erokawa anime girl, so you do the math.
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