Editing Codex - Angry Custodes (section)

===“Armourless” Angry Custodes Squad===
Somewhat famously, some of the custodians went a bit... crazy, after the entombment in the golden throne. Some simply retreated to their tasks, day in day out being vigilant but no longer aware. Others went more obviously mad, famously removing their armour in shame and going around nude and covered in oil, an image of such eroticism that demonettes can use their dicks as ap1 destroyer weapons upon seeing them.

An “Armourless” Angry Custodian Squad is made up of 3 models. Each model is armed with two sentinel blades.

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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Points
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| “Armourless” Angry Custodian || 9" || 2+ || 3+ || 6 || 5 || 2 || 4 || 10 || 5+ || 70
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! Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities 
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| Misericordia || Melee || Melee || User || -2 || 1 || Each time the bearer fights, 
it can make 1 additional attack with this weapon.
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| Guardian Spear (Shooting) || 24” || Rapid Fire 1 || 4 || -1 || 2 ||-
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| Castellan Axe (Shooting) || 24” || Rapid Fire 1 || 4 || -1 || 2 ||-
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| Sentinel Blade (Shooting) || 12” || Pistol 2 || 4 || 0 || 1 ||-
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| Guardian Spear (Melee) || Melee || Melee || +1 || -3 || D3 || - 
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| Castellan Axe (Melee) || Melee || Melee || +3 || -3 || D3 || - 
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| Sentinel Blade (Melee) || Melee || Melee || User || -3 || D3 || - 
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Wargear:
*Any model may replace either of its Sentinel Blades with a Guardian Spear or Castellan Axe.
*Any model may take a Misericordia.

Abilities:
*Oiled up for high speed: Like a rubber tarp covered with fairy liquid and water. Only with knives.
:*A model with this rule adds 1” to its advance and charge distances.

*Slippery: Its hard to to kill something when bullets just glide off that somethings oiled up, naked flesh.
**Roll a D6 each time a model in this unit loses a wound; on a 6+ the damage is ignored, and that wound is not lost

*The Feeling of Friction is ALL BUT LOST TO MEEEEE!!!:(Non-Heretical Sounds)
**This unit has a ++3 invulnerable Save while in the first assault phase after charging.

*Dual melee weapons
*ECHO IN THE FUCKING WARP COCKSUCKER!!!
*Ka FUUUUUUU!
*COCKSHOT YOU FUCKING CUNT!
*JUST FUCKING HIT THE BASTARDS!!
*WHO'S THIS KHARN CUNT ANYWAY?!
*EMPRAH PROTECT!

Faction Keywords: Imperium, Angry, Codex - Angry Custodes

Keywords: Infantry, Angry Custodes, “Armourless” Angry Custodian