Editing Codex - Angry Custodes (section)

===Titan Stratagems===
If your army is Battle-forged and includes any '''(KEYWORDS INCOMPLETE)''' Detachments (excluding Auxiliary Support Detachments), you have access to the Stratagems shown here. These reflect the unique "strategies" used by the Angry Titans on the battlefield.
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| HOW DOES ROTATING ION SHIELDS FUCKING HELP?!!! || THEY’RE ALREADY SPHERES WITH EQUAL STRENGTH ON ALL SIDES, HOW DOES ROTATING THEM FUCKING HELP?!!! || 1 || Use this Stratagem when an enemy unit targets a '''ANGRY KNIGHT''' unit from your army. you can add 1 to it any invulnerable saving throws made for that unit until the end of this phase.
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| THINK YOU SMART FUCKER!?! || FUCK YOU I’M STILL PISSED OFF ABOUT THE ROTATING THE ION SHIELDS!!! MAYBE THE TOASTER FUCKERS TURN THE ION SHIELD INTO A FUCKING CYCLONIC MISSILE OR SOME OTHER SHITE!!! || 1 || You can use this Stratagem just before a friendly '''(Angry Titans)''' unit must roll to see if it explodes. it explodes on a 2+ instead of on roll of 6 (or instead of on roll of 5+ if it has the Cataclysmic Explosion instead of Explodes).
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| BENEVOLENCE OF THE TOASTER GOD || Although not your normal Mechanicus adept, some of the Angry Tech Priests do worship the omnisiah (or the “TOTALLY NOT VOID DRAGON CUNT WHO MAKES OUR FUCKING FLESHLIGHTS (COUGH) I MEAN TOASTERS WORK!!!), and as in the grim darkness of the 41st millennia the warp is a thing their prayers and holy insults may occasionally be answered. If such a Priest is ever caught doing this they’ll be given a non-negotiable invitation to play a game of kick the flaming horror to death while naked and covered in promethium, a threat which ensures that “THE TOASTER FUCKERS REMEMBER TO BE ANGRY ALL THE TIME!!! NOT PROSTRATING TO THE MECHANICUS FUCKS!!!” || 1 || You can use this Stratagem when an '''(Angry Titans)''' unit from your army suffers a mortal wound. Roll a D6 for that mortal wound, and each other wound inflicted on this unit for the rest of this phase: on a 5+ that mortal wound is ignored.
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| CREEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!! || Although creed now sits in the collection of trashy the incontinent (he actually escaped ages ago and his body double is actually a bane blade smoking a cigar), his tactical genius still surrounds and imbues every single war hound Titan (it’s fine because they’re SCOUT titans), allowing even the Angry Marines to occasional pull off creed level stunts with their own titans. || 3 || Use this Stratagem before deployment. you can set aside an '''ANGRY WARHOUND TITAN''' (do not set it up on the board during deployment). Then, once all other units have been set up, write down a piece of Terrain on the battlefield which has no enemy units inside of it or within 12” of it (NOTE that you do not need to tell your enemy what a piece of Terrain it before turn 2). At the start of your second turn, you must reveal that that sunflower was in fact THE BARREL OF A VULCAN MEGA BOLTER; set up the '''ANGRY WARHOUND TITAN''' on and/or entirely within 12" the piece of Terrain that was written down, and more than 1" away from any enemy models. the Titan will then behave normally in the following phases. Your opponent is contractually required the shout “CREEEEEEDDDDDD!” At this point.
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| FUCK IT THEY'LL DO FOR NOW ||  || 1 || Use before the battle has begun, choose an '''ANGRY KNIGHT''' model in your army, that model gains the '''KNIGHTS APOPLECTIC''' keyword (and associated rules) along with the '''ANGRY KNIGHT''' keyword.
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| ONCE MORE UNTO THE FUCKING BREACH ||  || 3 || Use on a (KNIGHTS APOPLECTIC or whatever keyword will be given to the titans) at the start of your turn, that model adds 6" to its movement charecteristic and adds 1 t its hit rolls in melee until the start of your next turn.
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