Editing Codex - Angry Custodes (section)

====The Despoiler of Plot Lines====
A knight who is capable of sensing inbalences in the warp caused by a beings plot armour, whether it be abbadon failing to destroy cadia 13 times in a row, or Caldor Drago surviving for millennia in the warp, the knight senses these slips and denial of common sense in reality, and they hate them all. It is unknown whether the pilot is male, female or even a xeno, what is known is that if a being who is defying the laws of reality and physics gets too close, the Despoiler of Plot Lines will stir in its hanger and scream “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF....” and charge off in its enemies direction. In the knights spare time (while not taking part in the Angry Custodes usual activities of fighting etc) it writes stories based on improved versions of the characters it has slain as if to try and soothe the universe by showing it that things can get better. Needless to say, the Despoiler is bat shit insane and more violent than a bag full of honey badgers.

The Despoiler of plot lines is an Angry Knight. He/she/it/they are armed with a single “FUCK OFF HUGE CHAINSWORD!!!”, Spike Shodden Titanic Feet and nothing else.

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! Name !! M !! WS !! BS !! S !! T !! W !! A !! Ld !! Sv !! Pts
|-
| The Despoiler of Plot Lines || * || * || 0 || 9 || 8 || 24 || 3 || 9 || 3+ || 445
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! Weapon !! Range !! Type !! S !! AP !! D !! Abilities !! Points 
Per Weapon
|-
| Spike Shodden Titanic Feet || Melee || Melee || User || -2 || D3 || Make 5 hit rolls for each attack made with this weapon,
instead of 1. 
| 0
|-
| FUCK OFF HUGE CHAINSWORD!!! 
(standard attack) 
| Melee 
| Melee 
| +6
| -3 
| 6 
| Make 2 hit rolls for each attack made with this weapon,
instead of 1. 
| 0
|-
| FUCK OFF HUGE CHAINSWORD!!! 
(FUCK YOUR PLOT ARMOUR ATTACK) 
| Melee 
| Melee 
| X2 
| 0 
| 0 
| Subtract 1 from the hit rolls for this weapon. Every time you make a successful wound with this weapon,
it inflicts 6 mortal wounds instead of normal damage. 
|| 0
|}
{| border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 align=right
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! Remaining W !! M !! WS 
|-
| 13-24+ || 15” || 2+ 
|-
| 7-12 || 10” || 3+ 
|-
| 1-6 || 6” || 4+ 
|}


Abilities:
*Knights of the FLIPPED OVER TABLE!!!
*Really fucking huge and fucking scary

*Ion Shields: WHAT THE FUCK EVEN ARE ION'S DOING BLOCKING BULLETS?!!! THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!!!
:*This model has a 5+ invulnerability save against shooting attacks.

*Charecter Hunter: The Despoiler of Plot Lines will abandon fighting all other targets if it senses a nearby character, instead choosing the charge headlong towards its preferred foe.
:*You may add 3" to charge distances against models with the '''CHARACTER''' keyword. In addition to this, is model adds 1 to its attack characteristic in a turn in which it charged, was charged or performed a heroic intervention.

*Bringer of balence to the story: Despoiler has the skills to back up its ability to sense poor writing and badly formulated characters, with the knights weaponary being able to cut through the thickest of literal and metaphorical armour to slay it’s foe.
:*if at least one enemy '''CHARACTER''' within 1" of '''The Despoiler of Plot Lines''', it always fight first in the Fight phase even if it didn't charge; If the enemy has units that have charged, or that have a similar ability, then alternate choosing units to fight with, starting with the player whose turn is taking place. In addition, enemy '''CHARACTERS''' cannot use their invulnerability saves against Attacks made by this unit.

*FUCKING MARY SUES!!!: The despoiler of plot lines has a particular hatred of those who evade even its fury and editorial wrath, and tries even harder to annihilate these “FUCKING MARY SUE’S!!!”.
:*The despoiler of Plot Lines may reroll failed to wound rolls against the following '''characters''': '''Roboute Guilliman, Marneus Calgar, Captain Sicarius, Lord Kaldor Draigo, Belisarius Cawl''' and '''Abaddon The Despoiler'''. In addition before a battle if your opponent is using a model which you consider to be a Mary Sue then you, your opponent and one other person may discuss whether that model is a Mary Sue, if you all agree then the despoiler of plot lines may reroll failed wound rolls against that model as well (REMEMBER, DON’T BE A FUCKING DICK/THAT GUY ABOUT IT!!!).

Faction Keywords: Imperium, Angry, Knight House Apoplectic

Keywords: Titanic, Vehicle, Knights Apoplectic, Character, The Despoiler of Plot Lines